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brianhoweactor.bsky.social
Gets paid to be other people. Pup daddy to #BentleyandTheoHowe. Hubby to Jacqueline. See also bigdanfrater.com
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yes. love it. do this.

Cunk on Earth, ep 3, Netflix. Brilliant. Hilarious.

I have never in my life prayed for a president’s death. The problem is, is whomever takes his place better or worse?

I don’t like weird for weird’s sake so I’m having trouble enjoying Severance. I mean, come on.

Murphy: "We need to act like a real opposition party in the middle of a constitutional and democracy crisis. That means we should not be moving forward nominees or legislation in the Senate. Ds should not be giving votes to nominee or legislation in the Senate until Rs get serious about this crisis"

As long as I live, I will never forgive Mitch McConnell for both causing irreparable damage to the Supreme Court, and not voting to convict Donald Trump.

I heard an ad for a casino today and it ended with “Please gamble responsibly.”

Despite Trump’s tariffs, I’m still having guacamole at the Super Bowl party, so I’ve just asked each guest to chip in $10,000.

Looks like somebody has ADS: Acosta Derangement Syndrome.

Michael de Adder’s Tribute to Jim Acosta! open.substack.com/pub/deadder/... @jimacosta.bsky.social

Who did this??? Show yourself!🤣🤣🤣 Tag the artist if y’all know who it is please🙏

Trump has deployed active military to help round up migrants and put them into detention camps. The military forced us out of our homes at gunpoint in 1942 because we were considered possibly disloyal Americans. They sent us to internment camps for four years. History is repeating. Pay attention.

I’m with her.

When ICE asks you something, you shut the fuck up. Doesn't matter what ICE is asking you. ICE asks your name? Your name is shut the fuck up. ICE asks where the bathroom is? Shut the fuck up and let them piss themselves. ICE asks you a good spot to eat? Shut the fuck up and let them eat shit.

Hahahaha!

I find it truly amazing that no matter how much I hate Republicans they can always do things to make me hate them even more.

MAGA is really just a pile of personality disorders masquerading as a political ideology.

I missed my first appointment yesterday when I followed this car a few miles out of my way.

It's so cold out Matt Gaetz got a woody when he heard it was going to be in the teens.

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

Woke up to this lovely display courtesy of the awesome Jacqueline Howe.

We’re going to need a bigger boat, leave the cannolis.

Dress in clothes that aren’t mine and pretend to be someone else for several hours a day. But not on weekends.

I wish I lived in a country where Mitch McConnell, John Kelly, Bill Barr and John Bolton had at least half the balls of E. Jean Carroll, Stormy Daniels, Christine Blasey Ford, or Anita Hill.

Threats against people that are trying to protect us like those against vaccine scientist Dr. Peter Hotez and his peers are collateral damage caused by the spread of misinformation. This is absolutely despicable!

Thanks @jaketapper.bsky.social for chatting with me about false confessions, and the ways we can reform police interrogation methods to prevent them. The most urgent reforms: 1) Record every interaction with police. 2) Ban the use of deception by police during questioning. @cnn.com

Gotta love the classics.

Daughter: “Mom, can a woman get pregnant from anal sex?” Me: “Why of course dear. Where do you think Republicans come from?”

Graphic video of a child being mauled by rabidly sweet dogs.

#BentleyandTheoHowe Five years old today, Dec 5. They fill our hearts every day. ❤️❤️🐕🐕. Feel free to wish them happy birthday.

Compared to the list of Traitor Tot's pardons, hunter Biden is an absolute angel. See for yourself: rb.gy/lfkzsb

I have far more paintings than I have wall space, so I’ve decided to have a… Flack Briday Sale! Everything must go, and then keep going, until it can’t a’ go no more. Make good presents for your strange friends or family. Message me for prices or to make offers.

Let’s run the government like a business, drive the car like a bicycle, and play the guitar like a piano

Senate needs to dig into Pam Bondi’s statements that Trump “prosecutors will be prosecuted.” There is no evidence of misconduct. Revenge is not a proper basis to investigate them.