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brianistired.bsky.social
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it'd be cool if crying were a thing my body did more naturally, i bet it'd feel really good to do right now

our government is legitimately making me very depressed and i hate it. i don't normally get this way or feel this way, my adhd tends to defend me from it, but it's all so hopeless and pointless and broken. everything feels so fucked and disconnected. I just don't see the light to aim for

remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards

it'd be cool, actually, if your balls and penis went inside of you when they weren't being used. I don't need dangly bits

I've been saying it for a while now, glad to have Wiger back me up @doughboys.bsky.social - Apples are too big.

if i was instructed to censor the gestapo forces i’d start to wonder if i was one of the bad guys

Deport Elon Musk

just a truly pathetic, hate-filled loser

damn if i was president i would just do popular shit everybody likes, especially if it was extremely easy and made my opponents look bad. guess not everyone can have a brilliant political mind like i do tho

I got engaged

Israel nearly killed the head of the World Health Organization. Has any Western government commented on this yet? Can you imagine their response if it was Iran or Russia?

MAGA leaders know the only thing their base is good at is violence

why is @sorenbowie.bsky.social drawn in this weird little article preview image?

Cops can murder an autistic black kid who plays violin for shelter animals and was posing no threat and get 0 jail time, meanwhile Luigi Mangione is being charged with terrorism for taking out someone whose decisions helped cause the death of tens of thousands of people.

Everyone in the office Mario Kart tournament wants to play Luigi

for some reason I can't touch this soap dispenser

I don't think we're gonna make it

Teach me how to start a union. I am but a lowly peon at my workplace and might not have much sway, but we really need a union.

Why do people need to personally experience hardships to get them to learn things and change their minds about healthcare, can't they just do math?

the left should be embarrassed that the right is better at taking out ceos

the thing that worries the most about the times I've noticed that i've accidentally made an ass of myself is like, how many times did I not notice?

the CEO look-alike contest is really gonna pop off

right-wingers celebrating a CEO's death when their whole belief system is that businesses are good and we should run the government like one

They're calling it the "Healthcare CEO Challenge" and it's the most popular trend in a long time.

assassinating healthcare CEO's about to become the latest tiktok trend

i keep getting followed by bots and trump supporters, how is this any different than twitter?

Donald Trump is bad.

I washed my hands after peeing and now they smell like bandaids

remember when bidens entire campaign re-election strategy was hinged upon how much he supported NATO

Boooo, i can't make my buttons pink over here

Watch Twisted Metal, it's awesome

Wait, are we supposed to be more serious or less serious on here? everything in the world is fucking on fire and I just want to breath for a damn minute

I keep forgetting this site exists. Need to work on moving over here a bit more

oh shit, i totally forgot i have an account here