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I guess SpaceX really likes the Costco Guys because it gives out at least five big “booms” each time one of its ships explode.

Since many are asking, tonight I’m wearing a shirt from Costco, jeans from Costco, shoes from Costco, and the best white socks in the world from, you guessed it, Costco.

Always wondered how the Star Wars Emperor could start with a battle-hardened army and end up with an "entire legion of his best troops" being beaten to death by teddybears with sticks. Then Hegseth ended up as US Defence Sec. And now yeah that makes sense.

I’m sure all the 2A folks are ready to take action to stop this, right?

I hope I'm never put in the position where I have to noisily resign, but if I am, this letter is a model of how to do so.

If I were the GC of #apple, I wouldn't rely on a letter from the Attorney General telling me the DOJ won't enforce a statute that has a 5-year statute of limitations, especially when the current administration will only last 4 years.

My God. The egg prices....They're just dropping so quickly.... Will they be paying us to take eggs soon?

I've had a folder of news sites that I check daily. For over two decades, @nytimes.com and The Washington Post were the first and second sites that loaded. That ended today when I deleted them for good.

Who is the greatest living guitarist, and why is it Derek Trucks?

I think we all owe Tom from MySpace a huge debt of gratitude for showing that you can get rich off a social media site without also destroying our democracy.

Godspeed, President Carter. Thank you for a life of exemplary service.

So who’s going to be first the one on #Bluesky to post: “BREAKING NEWS: Shots fired at Nakatomi Plaza”? #diehard #christmas #diehardisthebestchristmasmovie

One thing I've always appreciated about #StrangerThings is that the kids aren't stupid. By contrast, the kids in the new #StarWars Skeleton Crew are fucking morons, and that makes it nearly unwatchable. It's almost like AI wrote it. Disney should be better at this.

Meanwhile, his brother, Mario, lurks in the sewers outside a health insurance company, saying, "Soon."

It's worth a reminder that ALL of this is Ralph Nader's fault. ALL. OF. IT. Without him, there would not have been a Roberts or Alito.