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Had a wet dream last night! President Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth and the @GOP Senate were arrested and sent off to Epstein Island where Latino immigrants forced them to mow, clean the grounds, do the laundry, prepare the meals, babysit Barron...

As Pete Hegseth gets his ass handed to him, here's a quick read:

As The GOP Senate now thinks Nixon was an angel and President Biden tries to cement as much sanity as he can before leaving, The Pentagon joins Jack Smith, and any Democrat, in preparing for political fires that are about to light up D.C.!

Project2025 are Hitler's Christian Cartels wet dream cum true!

If you could give Flowers to, and Deport, up to 5 people to Colombia, and pay no Tariffs! Who would you send? I'll throw in Vance for free!

Neighbor is major MAGA. Last year learned I wasn't. Color of my skin deceived him ;) He was pissed! He's calmed down since. That will change today when I praise the job the all Hispanic crew did with his new shingle install! The Trump Hypocrisy is strong in Congress and him!

K people. The Trump is here for at least four years (Who knows the crazy shit the GOP will try to keep him in longer!). We need to constantly be trying to get the apathetic and confused back into reality before the next election! So #dosomething EVERY DAY to get a vote for 2028!

K people. The Trump is here for at least four years (Who knows the crazy shit the GOP will try to keep him in longer!). We need to constantly be trying to get the apathetic and confused back into reality before the next election! So #dosomething EVERY DAY to get a vote for 2028!

Neighbor is major MAGA. Last year learned I wasn't. Color of my skin deceived him ;) He was pissed! He's calmed down since. That will change today when I praise the job the all Hispanic crew did with his new shingle install! The Trump Hypocrisy is strong in Congress and him!

Everybody knows somebody has DO SOMETHING! But The Trump gang in power now is smarter, more evil, and knows how to bypass the word Illegal. The Democrats need to fill those holes with legislation and amendments before we fall into a permanent dictatorship!

Everybody knows somebody has DO SOMETHING! But The Trump gang in power now is smarter, more evil, and knows how to bypass the word Illegal. The Democrats need to fill those holes with legislation and amendments before we fall into a permanent dictatorship!

Neighbor is major MAGA. Last year learned I wasn't. Color of my skin deceived him ;) He was pissed! He's calmed down since. That will change today when I praise the job the all Hispanic crew did with his new shingle install! The Trump Hypocrisy is strong in Congress and him!

How does the ripple of eggs effect Trump? Let's take a look:

If you could give Flowers to, and Deport, up to 5 people to Colombia, and pay no Tariffs! Who would you send? I'll throw in Vance for free!

Colombia just slapped the United States with a 50% tariff due to Donald Trump’s actions. Donald Trump has just increased the price of eggs, and Don Jr.' and Vance's coke by over over 50%. Thanks, Dad!

The only ones who who DON'T benefit from Trump's actions are Trumps, Vance, China, Russia, Colombia, Washington, Costco and all the other slime Trump has dragged into D.C.

While officially, President Donald Trump is his title, I would prefer if we stop using it. I would prefer names that are more valid. Any of the following would suffice: Dickhead, Scumbag, Asshole, Douchebag, bag of shit, Fuktard, Satan, Jerkoff...Please jump in!

Had a wet dream last night! President Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth and the @GOP Senate were arrested and sent off to Epstein Island where Latino immigrants forced them to mow, clean the grounds, do the laundry, prepare the meals, babysit Barron...

Project2025 are Hitler's Christian Cartels wet dream cum true!

I'm lazy today. Finish the joke for me. The Bible, The Bishop and The LGBTQ walk into a bar. The bartender asks what they want to drink.

As Joe Biden, Hollywood and the world continue to stock pile Rolaid's and Bismol Extra Extra Extra Extra Extra Extra Extra Strength before the Inauguration, know that the universe is always full of surprises!!

As Hegseth get's ready to successfully turn America into a Russian satellite, lets take a look at all the past Trump "Successes"

People worried GOP can possibly make it harder for Dems to vote, but by doing that they will bring back the MAGA apathy. We just need to start rebuilding the #BlueWave now for '26 and turn it into the #BlueTsunamiin in '28!! Then we can strap Hegseth and Trump to a raft and send them to Cuba!

Remember Dems won a lot of local and state races because MAGA voted Trump and left! Come 2028, sane Americans have to do it with an avalanche of ballots that can leave no doubts and make Jack Smith proud!

As The GOP Senate now thinks Nixon was an angel and President Biden tries to cement as much sanity as he can before leaving, The Pentagon joins Jack Smith, and any Democrat, in preparing for political fires that are about to light up D.C.!

You have to give it to Jack Smith. He basically chained Trump to a giant bag of shit that he's going to have to drag around for four years and then into his cell for what life he may have left.

You have to give to Jack Smith. He's shackled Trump to a giant bag of shit that he's going to have to carry around for four years! And then, when @TheDemocrats take back the @WhiteHouse hell be living with a whole lot longer!

As Pete Hegseth gets his ass handed to him, here's a quick read:

Shocked!! I thought for sure he would post it on TikTok!

So mad! since I joined Blue I've been posting brilliant posts just for myself, my devoted fan @‪robinnbuzz and the pity of @echamp.bsky.social! But it now appears my brilliance has been exposed. So for all who have followed the bright star, WELCOME! 😁

To GOD created Hollywood fires because GOD felt mocked by Golden Globes: So GOD watched the Globes, slept a couple of nights, decided it mocked GOD, so GOD took it out on Gavin Newsom and the writers, set fires to the homes where GOD thought the writers lived and then GOD lost control of the fire?

Fun fact to pass time as California fights the good fight. Do you know God's real name is Creator of Lights (well the name given by the humans). Do you think calling God, God pisses them off? Do you think they have another name they prefer? Maybe The COL?