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brianneedsanap.bsky.social
He/him. Podcaster, musician, writer. Probably making music or dinner. Trump voters fuck off. Mets/bass guitar/books/leftist politics/films/stuffed artichokes/doodling with my kids/crossword puzzles
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call me steven tyler the way im honkin on bobo

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

It is 2025, the world is crumbling around us, why are you still playing it cool?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Pete Alonso got one. They embraced. "Bread friend," Alonso said. "Bread Pete." "That's right," Stanek said. "That's right, bud. Bread Pete." "Pete Pete," Alonso replied. "Pete Bread."

submitted 5 days ago • 36 comments

FREE 👕 GIVEAWAY! ➕ FOLLOW 🔄 REPOST For a chance to win a free shirt from our Baseball collection! rotowear.com/collections/... ⏳ Winner announced 2/23

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

If anyone wants a peek into my friendship with @lejokerman2.bsky.social, last night he live texted me for 3 hours during the SNL concert. Today, I live texted him for 3 hours watching the replay of the SNL concert.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Rocky II

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I will never stop wanting a new Beluah album. Imagine writing a song that is this perfectly pop that is also a devastating and heartbreaking ode to fucking up? youtu.be/Kr5YO60Xt1g?...

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

It's everyone's least favorite time of the year - Brian reacts to the 2025 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Ballot! Two quick caveats: 1) I don't care that it's called 'rock and roll,' it's the popular music hall of fame. Get over it. 2) Yes, halls of fame, especially for art, are bullshit. I agree.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

the endgame of Bluesky is a year-round Eve 6/Mountain Goats residency at the Mohegan Sun unless they don't have craps tables at the Mohegan Sun, in which case we're Vegas-bound

submitted 15 days ago • 107 comments

It’s now baseball season, bitch.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Walton Goggins c’mon, you’re better than a pro-AI commercial

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I love you Kevin Burkhardt, but no one is thrilled to see Rupert Murdoch ever. EVER

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

That box had the trifecta of good vibes: Paul McCartney, Paul Rudd, and Adam Sandler. Manfred is the cooler that kills that hang dead in five seconds.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re a retired white quarterback, they will pay you to sell anything

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

let me (re)reintroduce myself: my name is august (in the wake of) dawn, i'm a non binary writer of poetry, fantasy, comics, screenplays and comics criticism. you can now find my work under the banner of parhelion press, on parhelionpress.itch.io credit to @erikapriceart.bsky.social for the logo

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

Sometimes I accidentally click on a website's AI button, and it always makes me recoil like I stepped in a puddle of shower water with fresh socks on.

submitted 20 days ago • 10 comments

What’s his beef against USAID in particu….oh. Wow.

submitted 23 days ago • 306 comments

Worried about our nation’s descent into fascism? This one pot cacio e pepe will make you feel like you’re in 1920s Italy.

submitted 26 days ago • 91 comments

My dad died doing the Mambo No. 5 you son of a bitch

submitted 27 days ago • 14 comments

“Yeah, syrup’s better than jelly”

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Cybertruck dipshit #1: "People are being mean to us. How can we stem this tide of hatred?" Cybertruck dipshit #2: "Hear me out [suggests most racist thing an average person could come up with]"

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

The Trump administration is already responsible for things we never thought we'd ever see happen again in America. Like for instance, Cheryl Hines on TV.

submitted 28 days ago • 37 comments