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brianstrean.bsky.social
Professional Face Melter. I write rock music for sad people @ourfutureleaders @swansingermusic https://linktr.ee/ourfutureleaders
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Corporations are always talking about “innovating” but when it comes to return to office policies it’s because “everybody else is doing it” 😒

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Hamas. Short for Bahamas.

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Now stop messing with the time. Leave it alone.

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The rich people pay the other rich people to convince you that poor people are the problem

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Ain’t no way anyone has ever called Steve Miller “space cow boy”. Ain’t no way

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My wife crept into my office while I was working because she wanted to show me her Pokémon and honestly that’s what it’s about lol #pokemongo

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Hey at least we had a good run. Or did we?

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“It’s really easy to take advantage of the federal government” - Elon Musk

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Trump declared himself king from the official White House account. Isn’t this where we draw the line?

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Is it just me or do the pop tarts in foil taste better than the other?

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Nicolas Cage should buy a chicken farm called Nicolas Cage Free Eggs

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Each time I have to reply to an email, I’m making the font one size smaller

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Because it’s called the Gulf of Mexico

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It was never about “free speech.”

submitted 65 days ago • 202 comments

What if someone just took care of it

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I’m sure the guy who keeps having to settle for fraud has your best interests in mind

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You ever have such a good nap that you think about it later? Ugh take me back

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Oops 😬

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dismantling our democracy in exchange for cheap egg but now there is no egg anywhere egg and democracy are both gone

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Hypocrites preaching from pedestals Of sticks and stone In an echo chamber of stained glass I don't believe in you You can't make someone care, no But empathy, is that too much to ask?

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"Something something Trump will stop the wars"...oh wait nvm. Project you got played 2025 continues

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“Flood the zone” #sleepsilent #ourfutureleaders

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If you’re tired of people calling you a racist, stop doing racist shit 🤷‍♂️

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Local bands be like “big things coming soon” and it’s literally just a new EP

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Censor yourself, monitor your mouth Hold your tongue when you speak out loud Test your words, your friends, your faith The new scare tact buzz word catch phrase

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I wish vacuum cleaners didn’t have to scream

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In this world you're gonna fail In this world you'll be afraid In this world you fear the truth In this world we kill the youth

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The sin of empathy????

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Brilliant lol 😂👏😎💥

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Why does every meeting have slideshows with meaningless corporate jargon like this while someone is vomiting a word salad

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👀

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Great joke

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No, I didn’t want to join your Facebook group. I just wanted to correct someone who incorrectly corrected the post

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iT’S NOT A sWAstIKa, it’s ON thE sPeCTrUm

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Cruelty is the point.

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Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying theonion.com/rising-...

submitted 84 days ago • 130 comments

Every day ends just like this Suddenly I feel as if I'm crawling out of my skin Isn't this where we draw the line? Is it not? You know you had to know We had it coming

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I loved Alien: Romulus but this screenshot looks like a puppet from Team America 😂

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My wife asked me to grade this cheese, I give it an A+

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Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s theonion.com/jealous...

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My wife said this Pokémon looks like a Cybertruck 😂

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Get me them boneless grapes 💀

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These people who get out of their car in traffic to check the nothing in their backseat or trunk…wtf are you guys doing?? Get back in your car

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