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brianthehandyman.bsky.social
Skiffer, vice captain of punting, weirdo, all round useful person. Not much tolerance for idiots and Tories. Neurodivergent in some way.
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@mrjamesob.bsky.social dogs are checking their wee-Mail…

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I have unilaterally decided it’s just too bleurgh out there today, so today is now happening tomorrow. Probably. If anyone needs me, you don’t.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Inspired recycling there.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

We’ve had a seal rock up at the skiff/sailing club. This is a long way from the sea. #Thamesseal

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

How many Tories does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they use gaslight.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

In honour of the #inauguration2025 I have written a #haiku Hope you like it @mrjamesob.bsky.social Jesus, guns, babies. Felon now in the White House. We are all doomed. #doomed

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Was discussing my options for a replacement car with a 27 year old, and he was surprised I was looking at larger capacity engines. I told him that was the one advantage of getting old- the cost of car insurance goes down a bit. 3.5L Mercedes E class, in case you were wondering… 😁

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Amazing the difference Christmas and the subsequent shitty month can make to a persons wealth. I’m not skint, but I am now motivated enough to start listing clothes on #Vinted 😊 I’ve listed 3 pairs of jeans and just sold 2 as a bundle for £70. Now, where’s those snakeskin boots that don’t fit…?

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

A haiku for today. Fuck me it is cold. Do I need to go out there? Going back to bed. #haiku

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

@grahamdavidhughes.bsky.social Ah, there you are! I think I mentioned on Facebook- my mums maiden name is Hughes, and she hails from Liverpool. We could be related… 😁

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

L’oaf. #cats

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

There may be fuckery afoot.

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

Was given this by my dad. Sat unused since it left the factory. That’s gonna change…

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

*peeks out from blanket fort* Is it over yet…?

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Cars, croissants, cannabis (not shown) and caffeine. Breakfast of champions. Gotta love a lazy Sunday. 😎

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

LeCreuset kettle. Needed when you’re ripping out bamboo in Brighton and there’s no client to provide tea… #sitelife

submitted 67 days ago • 2 comments