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Gorons are definitely my favorite part of the Zelda lore. "They're made of rocks, and they eat rocks, and they're surrounded by lava in a place called Death Mountain." Oh, wow. They must be pretty harsh people. "Actually they're super chill."

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Every damn sports game announcer: "Don't gamble more than you can afford to lose." Me, taking notes: "Never gamble. Got it."

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Ah, boy. I'm just so tired of all these star wars.

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Hot take: There never was a "Zelda timeline" until a bunch of hapless goobers wouldn't stop demanding one from Nintendo.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

In a perfect world, this is what people would think when they heard the word "Manosphere."

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Somebody needs to hack Mario 64 to have an entirely @skatunenetwork.bsky.social soundtrack.

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

Clark: "Hey, Dad?" Pa Kent: "What is it, son?" Clark: "If a tornado ever comes through Smallville, please don't give me a thumbs-up and then walk into it." Pa Kent: "Well, Clark, that is a bizarre and oddly specific request. But sure. I won't go walking into any tornadoes." Clark: "Thanks, Pa."

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Brains for dinner Brains for lunch Brains for breakfast Brains for brunch Brains at every single meal Why can't we have some guts? Oi! Oi! Oi!

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This is before he started calling himself "Dean Ambrose," obviously.

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It's been two decades. Enough of this "may" business. Is that devil gonna cry or not?

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Frank Zappa: "I've probably got..."

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The end of Goodfellas, but instead of a helicopter, it's Mothra.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Million dollar idea - Dakimakuras, but with plain colors or simple patterns, instead of anime characters.

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You don't watch TLOU because something something woke blah blah blah. I don't watch it because I'm worried it'll turn me into a sobbing mess. We are not the same.

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Raphael: "It wasn't slime. It was ooze!" Really, Raph? Really? Are you an expert on viscous substances? If I had jars of slime, ooze, goop, and muck, could you accurately describe the differences between them?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Zuck: The average American has three friends.

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There's nothing wrong with gardening or supporting local farms. But some people are thinking "off the grid" life would be like Stardew Valley. It wouldn't be. It'd be sunup-till-sundown toil, and putting yourself in a literal feast-or-famine situation.

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Mayday? Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...

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Google Gemini sucks in general, and I really hate that it was made the default "assistant" app on my phone. It lacks features that even Cortana on Windows Phone had. I shouldn't have to look at my phone while driving. Ever. "Sorry. I can't make phone calls for you." Then you don't belong on a phone.

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The local White Castle has an AI drive-thru squawk box. There are only so many ways you can tell it "I have an online order" or "I already ordered online" before it transfers you to a human, which is what I wanted to begin with.

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I've seen things, I've seen them with my eyes, I've seen things; they're often in disguise. Like carrots, handbags, cheese, toilets, Russians, planets, hamsters, weddings, Poets, Stalin, Kuala Lumpur! Pygmies, budgies, Kuala Lumpur!

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Mayday? Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Why is every weapon in BOTW made out of paper mache and/or uncooked spaghetti?

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Personally I don't think we should be celebrating Rilo Kiley after what he did to Han Solo.

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Rilo Kiley is back? Aw, man. There goes any chance of getting that sequel to The Wizard.

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