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can’t believe the pope’s last words were “you fucked a WHAT??”

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

I'm not Catholic, but I know many of its hostages. So when I say fuck da Church please feel free to fricasee my soul

submitted 50 minutes ago • 4 comments

Pope Todd

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

I don't know man, maybe we should give it another day or two before we are certain he's not coming back.

submitted 3 hours ago • 3 comments

I don’t pay much attention to Catholic politics but sorry about your Pope. When do they do the smokey chimney thing? I have some money to bet.

submitted 3 hours ago • 3 comments

Someone tell my roommates brother to shut up I have reposting to do OMG

submitted 2 hours ago • 5 comments

Jeebus H. Chris. Some y’all hot as hell. Others … I’m one of you.

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

As god is my witness My hips lie! Elle,the question was cash or charge

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

This is only a test

submitted 2 hours ago • 8 comments

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck and has tentacles covered with razor-sharp spines, grab a large rock and send it back to hell.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

David Byrne timidly exits a waterlogged suit and scuttles across the sizzling sand. Until he locates an improbably larger suit, he will be left vulnerable to seagulls and other hungry predators. At last, salvation: He finds an abandoned gray suit in a tide pool and crawls into his spacious new home.

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

More things in life should come with nacho cheese. That shit makes everything better.

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

first time having a nice chianti without someone's liver and fava beans and honestly, it's not bad.

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

Only a fool yearns to be "Verified" by a website rather than being verified by the Lord

submitted 2 hours ago • 51 comments

in the near future, a waymo driverless taxi shows up to your house and the occupants are dead, and it seems they have been for weeks

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

Due to various horror stories of driverless cars malfunctioning, going forward driverless cars will be equipped with a live person who will have the ability to accelerate and stop the car, steer, open and close car doors, and respond to the passengers. They will, however, remain driverless.

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

the pope has left the chat

submitted 4 hours ago • 4 comments

i post 300 dead pope memes across 7 platforms i don't have time to say 300 lord's prayers

submitted 1 hour ago • 3 comments

ugh fine i'll be the pope

submitted 1 hour ago • 8 comments

thankful for the rat in my hat gratitouille

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

interviewer: and why do you think you'd be a good pope? me: well, i'm a papal person

submitted 1 hour ago • 5 comments

Yeaster Monday

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

Have the cardinals chosen a new decoy yet?

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Molly Percocet if it’s a girl, PlayStation 64 if it’s a boy

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

BREAKING: The Vatican has released the last words of Pope Francis “And then he looked at me and said ‘How come you’re not wearing a suit?’”

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Sorry I offended you with my jokes but it will happen again.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Days without almost driving off the road bc I thought I saw an eagle: 0

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

how come i never see you in the pit at Chuck E. Cheese

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

we live on a chicken in space being rotisseried

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

cop pulling over person who seems remotely Hispanic: can i see your license and your birth certificate and ss card and your Instagram and also can you recite the pledge of allegiance?

submitted 5 hours ago • 4 comments

*extreme announcer voice* Next up on Jesus, The Real Truth: Was it crucifact or crucifiction?

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

If they elect an American Pope they can call him Uncle Psalm

submitted 6 hours ago • 5 comments

Woman love a men with good grammar Make there knees week by writing them a love letter or too.

submitted 7 hours ago • 7 comments

[Trying to sleep at 3am] No one: Me: What the hell does CVS stand for?

submitted 34 days ago • 14 comments

Every relationship is short term fun when none of them last

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

We passed a man so old that my daughter said if we pushed him over it would be an assassination

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

So much laundry, so few clothespins, he McConaugheyd

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

"The Mystery of the Chewed Shoe" was solved rather easily when one of the two primary suspects folded under the strain of interrogation.

submitted 6 hours ago • 14 comments

I would apply to be the Pope but I don’t look good in tall hats.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

I've already paid you, stop whining and put the Easter Bunny costume on.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

An Easter bukkake but it’s just me with chocolate all over my face.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Another Easter where my eggs didn’t get painted.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

I would tell you my story, but I'm gonna let you stay naive. It's best. best.

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

I never played with dolls, but this looks adorable.

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

“I thought you weren’t supposed to eat with that medicine” Me: Grapes aren’t food - they’re teeny tiny water balloons

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

In my defense, no one could have resisted those boobs.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment