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It is time

oooooomg stolen from a huge account that cant be bothered to use alt text

Have the cardinals chosen a new decoy yet?

The cardinals should have to do a talent show to win

Starting a new business Easter Monday Commemorative Popecorn

The definition of eternity? Two people and a ham.

So I'm hearing Pete Hegseth is out. Do they mean passed out drunk or no longer Secretary of Defense?

do i look like the kind of person to fix a typo

I’m struggling to give a fuck today. Maybe I ate too much chocolate

Bunny day

God can’t save you, rapist

I want to see Sinners I am a sinner Sinning is subjective Your momma smells nice

I shot my wad of Christian jokes last week I got nothin left sorry folks

And that's me finished work now until next Tuesday. So I'm going to sign off from here and speak to you all next week. Have a lovely Easter Weekend Gang!

Paved paradise and put up an Equinox.

here’s a picture of a baby pig that belongs to the lady who boards my horse his name is Pig Newton at 9 weeks old he already comes when called, sits on command, and oinks when you ask him to

Nothing is sacred except Paddington Bear unless nothing is sacred

Honestly I would like a 3 day nap in a cave

This apocalypse is going to be so so stupid.

And today I saw a fancy Arum Maculatum (Lords and Ladies) emerging at the side of a river walk. #WildFlowerHour

Gonna start seeking out reggae albums with really awful cover designs. I bet I’ll find some gems I’d never have heard of otherwise

“You’re making a horrible mistake.“ "Not by my standards."

Oh I almost forgot! The cutest tiniest forget me nots. #WildFlowerHour #TinyPlants

For those of you who didn't get any Candy this Easter...

Q: How would you feel if people made fun of you after you died? A: That would be amazing. Please write jokes now in case I die later today.

Can't believe Vance killed the pope like that.

i had to eat a lot of candy to fill the eggs i laid for all of you so you’re welcome i guess

An old man has died, which is sad. The world is full of delusional people which is tragic.

Thunder is starting Maybe I should stop with the pope jokes Hehehe

Northern Cardinal

Something wicked this way comes and I’m ready

This morning’s coffee brought to you via a french press is perfection Drinking with a Morning Dove and a Cardinal

Step Daughter just sent me this

monday now rebranded to a friendlier "tuesday eve"

Some Scottish clouds over the beautifully-named Isle of Taransay. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 📷

“You can’t say people are our most important product and then treat them like shit.” - Jim Sinegal, co-founder of Costco