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Monday Mood

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Insomnia is a traitor on a Monday at 1:44

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Signed the e-5353 petition revocation and resumption of elon musk’s Canadian citizenship yesterday and it had 27,000 signatures Looked just now it has 112,000 Good work friends

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

“Ok, i know this is creepy af but check this out..” -first taxidermist

submitted 77 days ago • 6 comments

The first step in making society better is caring about things that don't impact you directly.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Are there orher Sigourneys, or just that one?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Time for a pudding cup and a nap. Everyone find your mat.

submitted 19 hours ago • 5 comments

See you in Hell.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

an eye for an eye leaves the whole world yaaaaarrrrgh matey

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Have you ever been dragged to an improv show & watched the unfunniest guy in existence try to make the audience laugh by yelling, “Why aren’t you laughing? Cmon!” And then the 2nd unfunniest guy breaks out props. And then the 3rd unfunniest guy is chaining shut the doors & lighting a match. And the

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Let it be noted that at 9:30 February 23rd I became officially over winter I think we had a good run but gonna need it to hurry the fuck up and turn into spring

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Are you vaping in that car or did you just elect a new pope in there?

submitted 541 days ago • 4 comments

Some photos from the Wilder Park Consevatory in Elmhurst, IL. It's a very small space.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

i'm so close to standing on the side of the road barefoot wearing a sandwich board that says the end is nigh, like i'm just looking for the right hat at this point

submitted 22 hours ago • 46 comments

People in my phone The coffee has met the Vyvanse

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

I was born in the wrong century

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Ok then Where to find my dopamine today

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Day 69 of not shaving my head and sporting a full bush

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

Drunk on 4 glasses of wine, Siri is there a word for feeling both sexy and maudlin at the same time

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

It didn't sound impressive when you described him as being hung like My Little Pony...

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm keeping it real as fuck. I respect the white allies who didn't backpedal right ehen shit got real, and when shit is going to get real, they learned about the culture, they don't ask us to teach them, they understand our pain. they're the real white allies.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Live-skeeting from the tub with a bath bomb that smells like expired fruit snacks.

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

If life imitates art then this one's a Jackson Pollock.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Although my skeets appear random they actually contain a hidden cipher that in time will reveal the precise location of the Loch Ness monster.

submitted 22 hours ago • 5 comments

Them: Why the long face Me: Punches their chest and pulls out heart

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

resist? with my back?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I would apologize, but I think we both learned something valuable

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

i post so fast, my own skeets catch me off guard every now and then

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Hard to be cynical when you walk past a compost bin outside the police precinct

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The passage of time is fucking my whole shit up

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Even a broken mind is beautiful twice a day

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

ℕ𝕆𝕎 𝕊𝕋ℝ𝔼𝔸𝕄𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝕆ℕ ℕ𝔼𝕋𝔽𝕃𝕀𝕏 • Momma Magnet Fingers • Funeral Pawgs: Cancun • Surgery Showdown: DIY Championship • Cooking with 𝘚𝘏𝘈𝘙𝘒𝘚 • Plastic Chad: My Polymer Boyfriend

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

Hashtags are the commercials of social media Uggggggggh

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Never ever underestimate the brilliance of petty

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Them: You ok Me: Holy shit what day is it

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I'm sorry, nut-thins, but 7.5 ounces of anything is not "family-sized." Except, maybe fentanyl.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

The difference between those who shit and those who poop is that thing you like

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