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I just made blueberry Pop-Tarts instead of my usual brown sugar cinnamon and now I understand why the kids blow through these so fast

If this is gonna be a thing then I'm all in on being in the tech industry, I'd love to be able to just roll every day

All 4 Detroit sports teams and Sparty basketball are displaying #Faturday in their arenas/fields for Andy Isaac (@WorldOfIsaac on Twitter). 👏🏼👏🏼 www.instagram.com/p/DGYRwd4OG_...

Britt has decided he needs to bring me breakfast in bed lately and he’s such a good kid. I woke up to Eggos yesterday and he just asked if I wanted Pop-Tarts.

This is a platform I can endorse without reservation.

Favorite sport movie, Go!!

i'm bored so: i want to do a song exchange type thing reply with a song you like, and i'll reply with a song i like!

I have to shout out @glitterburrito.bsky.social for being a beautiful soul who has love and compassion for others in exactly the right measure

Is this good?

Our hairstylist (because Link and I see the same one since they specialize in gender-affirming hair) is wearing a BLM shirt in the Black Sabbath font and it’s absolutely badass

Time for @dotdotexe.bsky.social to get a haircut