Profile avatar
briffinglue.bsky.social
324 posts 173 followers 511 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

a dead bee is called a been

thank you Vocabulary.

songs are so fun to write because when u discover a song forgotten from years ago it’s a feeling like nothing else

I like old Marvel comics when they have titles like “Unto This Forbidden Path…Lies The Madness Of Man!” and then the plot is like Electro robs a pie factory or something.

girl flirting with the guy next to me: i need some fresh air, wanna come outside with me? me, mysteriously: i need way fresher air than they have outside.

even the cavemen are shilling crypto now, like thank u urg but im never buying ooga booga coin

proudly one of the 30 remaining men who can't get off until i hear the word bipartisanship

RIP to one of the greatest minds

remembering the time i was searching for an incoherent notes app rambling about david lynch from back in 2021 but i couldn’t find it for hours and hours because i had typed “david lunch”

goodbye david lynch, his spirit has entered into the nintendo switch 2

happy anniversary to the funniest day in american politics

lot of passion there

goo is food all the time and all the time goo is food

People log on as if they’re going to war & their battles are to justify their existence to every post that contradicts them. Jesus fucking Christ idk how y’all live like this

Citizen Kane? More like Citizen SLEIGH-ne, amaright? If he loved that sleigh so much, why didn’t he marry it?

to eat a hot dog by your side

This is a really cool idea! Love the idea of making games out of the newest public domain content.

Can't believe it's 2025 and my ego is still writing checks my body can't cash.

something feels off about the cybertruck trump hotel explosion

it’s not 2025 if i dont accept the results

31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.

The amateur poster panics and rushes to clarify his original post when the replies begin misconstruing it. Whereas the veteran does nothing because he is already working on his next post. His enemies are forever arguing with the wind

boxing day is like an alex g greatest hits album but as a day

lunch will soon fall over these lands

i didn’t realize the snug bug was in a rug. how could this happen?

i thought the scene where count orlok said "what am i some kind of nosferatu?" was a little too on the nose tho

why didn’t the home alone kid just shoot them tho

i feel vindicated

snippet from my writeup on bachelard and poetics of intimate spaces, homes, nests, sanctuaries open.substack.com/pub/briffing...

merry christmas!! happy hanukah!! krazy kwanza!! open.substack.com/pub/briffing...

Anyway, AI has already stolen friends’ work, and is going to put other people out of work. I do not think a political party that claims to be the party of workers in this country should be using it. Even for just a silly joke.

Sire! The people, sire! They're saying you're washed! They tell tale that you're busted, your works cringe!

me most mornings

thom yorke’s not that great i could do that too

i don't think it's creepy i think it's neat