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Years ago, I filled my caulking gun with mozzarella, believing I could stuff my own pizza crust at home, but, long story short, it merely encouraged the rats to wall me into my own cloak room.

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Dads kind of snapped when they invented watching a movie standing up

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I should be able to listen to a podcast on my phone while I make a call

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New: DOGE's spending has been secret. No longer. My colleagues have uncovered it. www.propublica.org/article/doge...

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25% of U.S. adults say the "Department" of Government Efficiency (DOGE) should be eliminated, the highest percentage for any department d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...

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In his defense, the duck was getting more respect than him.

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New from 404 Media: a Musk ally has demanded administrative access to Notify.gov, a system that lets the government text the public. The access would give them large swathes of the publics' personal data too. A worker has resigned in protest rather than give access www.404media.co/musk-ally-de...

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He calls Al Pacino “Ally Patchwork” and I don’t know how to handle that!

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I went to a Trump rally where people called Biden a pedophile. DeSantis's team called people who opposed their bill groomers. Nancy Mace accused trans people of being sex creeps. All the while, the Trump administration is asking for leniency for an alleged sex trafficker. www.ft.com/content/3f95...

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The subtitles on CIVIL WAR are abysmal. Substituting “flipping” for “fucking.” And calling the White House’s south lawn the “soft lawn.” #kino #filmsky

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It’s Hollywood. If we had talent it would be “Hollydid.”

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[Boyfriend covers bed in rose petals] ME: Babe, I haven’t even eaten my rose petals from last year!

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Kendrick knows where to find a good kid in a m.A.A.d city

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Smoke em if you got em

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It’s come to my attention that people are paying for mullets. I assume the police had been doing that as part of an illegal campaign of harassment against losers.

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Really? I would guess the opposite based on SNL/Rick&Morty appearance

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What sucks is that Musk and his virgins are absolutely working Valentines weekend since none of them have the possibility of getting laid.

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let’s drink shame upon all cowards! I name no names. Shame upon them!

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We must imagine Sisyphus feeling smart

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To be fair, if Steve Jobs was hacking the treasury in 2009 Dems would be equally feckless in their response.

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Spin Class where everyone twirls as fast as they can until they throw up.

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[Me on wheel of fortune] I’d like to buy the purple devil emoji. No the frowny one.

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I found one of the Lords of DOGE Town Grindr accounts

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