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I feel like Leon Thomas could talk me thru it

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One of my students has been really weird lately towards me and since one of my coworkers is being “investigated” I’m not tryna be in nothing!

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I wanna turn on traitors but I’m gone fall asleep in 5 mins 🥴

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One of the schools in my district is going to need to change their name because apparently it’s wrong to have a school named Africentric… got it

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I told Mr. Flowers about a book I was reading on our date. He picked it up from the library today. I hope he starts it so we can discuss it on our second date this weekend 🥰

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Also, my whole body hurts from water aerobics yesterday

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One of my fave things about working with teenagers is I can just look at a kid, pull out a tube of aquaphor, and keep lecturing

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Sorry I’m late for work, somebody killed a pedestrian at 3 AM on the e way I take each morning

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Something about trying to increase my protein has me carnivorous af. I don’t understand why I been wanting steak so much lately

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Mr. Flowers on the first date set up a second date

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I really go to Zumba just to shake my ass. It feels good tho

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This man brought me flowers on our first date. He was like, I tried to make sure there was pink and yellow in there for you 🥰

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YouTube isn’t working at work and I’m just tryna play some music for my students. I hate this

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Excuse me, why in the midst of all these government cuts is Señor Tesla going to check out Fort Knox. America’s been off the gold standard for how long now?

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I get Rasta pasta today

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My lunch has been taken care of all week by someone else. I love this for me 🥰

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Ulta stopped selling my fave toner and now I have to either order it online (and buy in bulk) or find a new one… Why yall do me like this?

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What was my second tightest pair of jeans is no longer tight. I’m about to try on the tightest pair tomorrow and see what they fit like

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Guess we both ain’t shit

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It’s 16° and I have bowling soon. Can I pickup my yogurt before bowling and let it sit in the car while I bowl then drive it home later?

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My hair is dirty af and my dryer broke. I’m not trying to wait 3-5 business days for my hair to dry when it’s 15° outside

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Do I make banana pudding or no?

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Being an action oriented communicator and talking to ramblers is exhausting for real

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One of these men is tryna analyze me to understand why I’m single. Sir, you’re why I’m single. I’m avoiding men like you

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Cartoon Network Fav?

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I wanna see a couple in matching grills

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After at least 18 months of not liking anybody I finally like somebody. I also clearly have a type 🤣 that man looks like he could be my ex’s brother

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I refuse to buy new clothes unless it’s for a special occasion. Yall gone get these leggings, baggy jeans, and loose pants until the season changes

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One of my pairs of jeans is starting to look baggy. Gotta start wearing my belt again 🥰

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After watching that new Captain America, I wanna know who was on Agent Taylor’s hair? Like couldn’t my sis get a cute twistout or braids?

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Watching my best friend be my wing woman tonight was hilarious

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Me, refusing to date an African. Also me: sees fine Somali man on bumble and matches

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I been grumpy all day. Not because of Valentine’s Day. Blame payroll

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One of the teenage boys brought flowers for a girl who doesn’t like him. Her ex came to visit me at lunch tryna fight the boy. It’s a rough day in high school 🤣

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Valentine’s Day in high school is such a funny experience

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I feel like Leon Thomas could talk me thru it

One of my students has been really weird lately towards me and since one of my coworkers is being “investigated” I’m not tryna be in nothing!

I wanna turn on traitors but I’m gone fall asleep in 5 mins 🥴

One of the schools in my district is going to need to change their name because apparently it’s wrong to have a school named Africentric… got it

I told Mr. Flowers about a book I was reading on our date. He picked it up from the library today. I hope he starts it so we can discuss it on our second date this weekend 🥰

Also, my whole body hurts from water aerobics yesterday

One of my fave things about working with teenagers is I can just look at a kid, pull out a tube of aquaphor, and keep lecturing

Sorry I’m late for work, somebody killed a pedestrian at 3 AM on the e way I take each morning

Something about trying to increase my protein has me carnivorous af. I don’t understand why I been wanting steak so much lately

Mr. Flowers on the first date set up a second date

I really go to Zumba just to shake my ass. It feels good tho

This man brought me flowers on our first date. He was like, I tried to make sure there was pink and yellow in there for you 🥰

YouTube isn’t working at work and I’m just tryna play some music for my students. I hate this

Excuse me, why in the midst of all these government cuts is Señor Tesla going to check out Fort Knox. America’s been off the gold standard for how long now?

I get Rasta pasta today

My lunch has been taken care of all week by someone else. I love this for me 🥰

Ulta stopped selling my fave toner and now I have to either order it online (and buy in bulk) or find a new one… Why yall do me like this?

What was my second tightest pair of jeans is no longer tight. I’m about to try on the tightest pair tomorrow and see what they fit like

Guess we both ain’t shit

It’s 16° and I have bowling soon. Can I pickup my yogurt before bowling and let it sit in the car while I bowl then drive it home later?

My hair is dirty af and my dryer broke. I’m not trying to wait 3-5 business days for my hair to dry when it’s 15° outside

Do I make banana pudding or no?

Being an action oriented communicator and talking to ramblers is exhausting for real

One of these men is tryna analyze me to understand why I’m single. Sir, you’re why I’m single. I’m avoiding men like you

Cartoon Network Fav?

I wanna see a couple in matching grills

After at least 18 months of not liking anybody I finally like somebody. I also clearly have a type 🤣 that man looks like he could be my ex’s brother

I refuse to buy new clothes unless it’s for a special occasion. Yall gone get these leggings, baggy jeans, and loose pants until the season changes

One of my pairs of jeans is starting to look baggy. Gotta start wearing my belt again 🥰

After watching that new Captain America, I wanna know who was on Agent Taylor’s hair? Like couldn’t my sis get a cute twistout or braids?

Watching my best friend be my wing woman tonight was hilarious

Me, refusing to date an African. Also me: sees fine Somali man on bumble and matches

I been grumpy all day. Not because of Valentine’s Day. Blame payroll

One of the teenage boys brought flowers for a girl who doesn’t like him. Her ex came to visit me at lunch tryna fight the boy. It’s a rough day in high school 🤣

Valentine’s Day in high school is such a funny experience

Cleaned the bathroom, cooked, and did laundry all because I wasn’t tryna work a basketball game? Crazyyyyy

Baby phat tryna make a comeback too? I might get some just for childhood sake

My bro’s gf set him straight. I don’t even know her but I like her