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World famous celebrity chef
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my wife has informed me im not supposed to “goop on” the expensive lip balm

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

putting Dark Side of the Moon on shuffle to make a specific kind of guy mad

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Smugly pronouncing ‘Pho’ correctly at the Vietnamese restaurant

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Horribly mispronouncing "gesundheit" when someone sneezes because i've only ever seen it in print

submitted 72 days ago • 17 comments

They are playing Goodbye Horses in the club

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”

submitted 133 days ago • 41 comments

its hard to believe this is all he same guy

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

i think it’s crazy that after all this time we don’t know who the Smashing Pumpkins are under their masks

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

met santa at the mall (didn't get a pic because it was $15)

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

there is still another half a month to use these

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

The Lourve is better than American museums because you can touch the paintings

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

just got fired from the dwarf mining gig for saying “hi ho” in my juicy j voice

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

[gathering berries in prehistoric times]: ew this one has a hair on it

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

blowing bubbles in my beer at the club

submitted 473 days ago • 0 comments

Tommy John, of having a bad elbow and a repurposable tendon fame

submitted 620 days ago • 0 comments

Asking 6 different cinephiles what West Anderson movie to start with and which to avoid so that I never need to watch any

submitted 636 days ago • 0 comments

I am a spider [I consume garbage I find on the web]

submitted 641 days ago • 0 comments

Meatball meat bowl meatball meat bowl meatball meat bowl

submitted 643 days ago • 0 comments

Aging whiskey is unimpressive. Congrats, time went by

submitted 643 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone tried to make coffee using baked beans

submitted 643 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry coach I forgot my batting gloves at home so I have to use the Ove Gloves I keep in my car

submitted 649 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to post this in Japanese

submitted 650 days ago • 0 comments