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Genuinely don't think I've seen a goal like this before

A lot of you thought WHAT??

Holy shit, Emil Forsberg. #RBNY

Andrew Cuomo has the charisma of a pig’s ass and a soul that’s made entirely of dogshit. NYC needs a mayor that’s better than Eric Adams and he absolutely ain’t it

If you only like when things smell good 🌸 but hate when they stink 👃, then face the facts -- you're nothing but a hypocrite.

I think the new #GothamFC kit would be basically perfect without the shoulder yoke business

I understand cynicism and hopelessness at a time like this and cynics may well be right, but if people are pissed off and want to make a better world because they see this one is failing I don’t see any better choice than everyone pushing forwards together and believing we can do it

Agent 47, dressed as a mechanic: "Everything is ready for you to depart, sir."

I don’t mean to be rude but everyone involved in typing this should be escorted back to a place where they can quietly work on their memoirs for the rest of their days.

Every few months, in different corners of the internet, someone asks a version of the same question: 'Why did we all stack plastic cups in elementary school PE class?' Blame my dad.

Spurs' first single-goal victory of the PL campaign. Lol

Djed Spence has been phenomenal. All over the pitch today. #COYS

A half-formed thought I've been having lately is that in our national politics banal careerism has crowded out a lot of actual ambition.

Been trying to wrap my head around this play for much of the morning, and I think I've arrived at a version where This All Makes Sense www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me

If the Eagles win tonight they’re considering turning Philadelphia into a real place, like when they added Mario World to Universal Studios. We can all go and visit Philadelphia

Went pulled pork mode

Not to get too intense about everything going on but it is really an ideology of death run by evil skeleton people who drink from a dread altar of blood

you might feel moved when visiting the Betsy Ross museum, but don’t get carried away! They won’t even let museum employees do this activity

he really went off with this one

"Can you believe the shit that's going on?" Guy Who Is Still Freaked Out About The Drones In New Jersey: "Yeah man, it's crazy"

A good way to understand why wealth inequality is a problem is, if some idiot says "no regulations should exist" you just laugh at him, but if that idiot has $400 billion then it's an existential crisis for America.

Boss started reading Nineteen Eighty-Four for the first time over the weekend. Cannot imagine how much that must hit right now

A fun(?) stat: Spurs' two wins over Brentford this year, (3-1 and 2-0 today) are their smallest margins of victory in the PL this season. Their other 6 wins were all by three goals or more. #COYS

The labor movement and antitrust movements were both fundamentally correct: the size and amoral character of modern corporations make them a threat to democracy.

Golden Grahams aren't as grahamy as they used to be. I am not a kook.

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

Need the Bills to lose so badly that I’m considering stopping by a church and lighting a candle for it.

Sometimes you just find a really good sentence on Wikipedia

Werner is the exact type #RBNY looks for in a forward: cursed by a vengeful god never to find the back of the net

imagine looking up from this and your buddy René is there doing le epic troll face and you're like, "haha good one dude. cause it's, yeah no, i get it" and then a little while later people start talking about how smart and important and slyly funny it is, for the rest of your life