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Finally getting my cover up done..

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

Koo koo kachoo mother fuckers.

submitted 19 hours ago • 6 comments

In the event of an emergency, good fucking luck.

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

These Girl Scouts don’t even have any Cool J cookies.. whack.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

This is what it cost to park for a concert at State Farm arena.. this is why I take the train for $6 round trip.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Side quest…

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Not much better than a road trip.. except a road trip that ends with a tattoo.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Forgot to say happy birthday to my dog this morning, so I’m clocking out early for a family emergency.

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

The president of the united states is a fucking idiot* *There are so many more words I could string along to describe my dissatisfaction and disappointment in not only his performance but also his existence, this will have to do for now.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Get in, loser. We've got shenanigans and hijinks to get into.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

My love language is snacks.

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

Flowers..

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Took my mom out for a nice seafood dinner for her bday.. today I took her shopping for some fresh Skechers and shades.. tonight is tacos and party cake..

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

If we go out, don’t question why I carry throwing stars in my fanny pack… they’re for your protection, bitch

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

We need AI because we’re running out of the natural kind…

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Read this. Then read it again and again.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Who the fuck is Oscar?

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

Her: No, you hang up fir- Me: click

submitted 541 days ago • 1 comment

Talk dirty to me, but do it like the swedish chef

submitted 148 days ago • 21 comments

My tattooist: it puts the lotion on its skin.. it does this whenever it’s told.. Me:.. wait just a second…

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

it's pronounced caramel, not caramel.

submitted 9 days ago • 14 comments

If I had someone to cook for, we’d get so fat together…

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

One of the most important things about painting is having a paintbrush.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I have 2 bears inside me and they’re hibernating at the moment…

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Fruit is so stupid. It’s delicious and turns bright red when it’s ripe. I can see you dumbass

submitted 4 days ago • 154 comments

I meditate, because throat punching mother fuckers is frowned upon

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I was attacked by a bear last night…. Well I choked on a gummy. Whatever

submitted 4 days ago • 46 comments

Finally getting my cover up done..

Koo koo kachoo mother fuckers.

In the event of an emergency, good fucking luck.

These Girl Scouts don’t even have any Cool J cookies.. whack.

This is what it cost to park for a concert at State Farm arena.. this is why I take the train for $6 round trip.

Side quest…

Not much better than a road trip.. except a road trip that ends with a tattoo.

Forgot to say happy birthday to my dog this morning, so I’m clocking out early for a family emergency.

The president of the united states is a fucking idiot* *There are so many more words I could string along to describe my dissatisfaction and disappointment in not only his performance but also his existence, this will have to do for now.

Get in, loser. We've got shenanigans and hijinks to get into.

My love language is snacks.

Flowers..

Took my mom out for a nice seafood dinner for her bday.. today I took her shopping for some fresh Skechers and shades.. tonight is tacos and party cake..

If we go out, don’t question why I carry throwing stars in my fanny pack… they’re for your protection, bitch

We need AI because we’re running out of the natural kind…

Read this. Then read it again and again.

Who the fuck is Oscar?

Her: No, you hang up fir- Me: click

Talk dirty to me, but do it like the swedish chef

My tattooist: it puts the lotion on its skin.. it does this whenever it’s told.. Me:.. wait just a second…

it's pronounced caramel, not caramel.

If I had someone to cook for, we’d get so fat together…

One of the most important things about painting is having a paintbrush.

I have 2 bears inside me and they’re hibernating at the moment…

Fruit is so stupid. It’s delicious and turns bright red when it’s ripe. I can see you dumbass

I meditate, because throat punching mother fuckers is frowned upon

I was attacked by a bear last night…. Well I choked on a gummy. Whatever

“Sunflower” 60.6 x 41 cm acrylic on canvas #Sunflower #Painting #Art #Artwork #OriginalArt

To Wu-Tang or not to Wu-Tang.. that is the muthaf’n question…

There's some hinky shit going on today