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WHY ARE DIGITAL DOWNLOADED GAMES THE SAME COST AS PHYSICAL COPIES!? It makes no sense

Next year, doing New Years in Sydney. Their firework show is insane

Happy New Year Australia. How does the future feel?

The search tiles on my insta search placed these two perfectly. Had me dying. Probably isn’t really that funny but thought I’d share

Jesus was an anchor baby

How do I find starter packs?

My CVS has a sign saying “Walgreens customers welcome” after the Walgreens pharmacy down the road closed. Don’t think they know a majority of people don’t have a choice of where they fill their scripts? Are they that outta touch?

Being a T1D, I always get asked “are you aware of the cost of the medication?” When I pick my meds up. Apparently “Unfortunately, and that’s why Brian Thompson is where he is.” Was not as funny to the pharmacist as it was to me

We should really think about enriching kids lives by having CEOs speak to them at school… it’d be a shame if a school pew pewer decided to do it on the same day and only hit the CEO. Then the GOP will actually pays attention to school shootings

US schools: where children have a higher chance of not coming home at all than coming home a different gender. Bet you can’t guess what side the right is arguing against.

Some body just ordered next to me at Firehouse Subs (not cheap) a turkey, cheese and mayo sandwich…. Girl go buy some white bread and deli meat and make it at home

Mario Kart needs a “US Economy” difficulty setting. Basically if you’re in first you get all the good items (Star, bullet bills, etc) and if you’re in last, you get coins and bananas

Yall, Matt Gaetz is gonna be pissed

Never eating at McDonalds again. How dare they snitch on a hero

Look, the Healthcare Hero shooter did what we all want to do right? He just let the intrusive thoughts win once. Good for him. Biden, please pardon this Robin Hood/Batman mashup we didn’t know we needed

The next rendition of “We didn’t start the fire” is about to be a 15+ minute song with all the shit that’s been going on

The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.

I think one of the best things the Browns can do right now is get rid of Stefansky, bring Belichick back, and go from there. Organization is lacking discipline and Bill is Mr Discipline

All these guys throwing Christmas lights on their jacked up truck is one of the gayest things I’ve seen. You go girl! Don’t get me wrong, love Christmas and all but that’s a lot

Now of course I’m not saying we should target and kill other insurance top execs, but maybe scaring them a good bit would be helpful. Whatever helps

Whoever the Bears hire, it’ll most likely be a cheaper deal and a new HC hire, they could take more money and go get Kingsberry to work with Williams again

CFB Playoff Committee just showed they care about name more than anything. They leave the hottest team with one of if not the hottest most electric player on the outside looking in. Rediculous.

Look I get shit happens, but I’m listening to NPR and they said thousands of people showed up to vote without an ID in NC. Like c’mon

Teams that should sell (look at Commanders): NY Jets Washington Wizards Charlotte Hornets Cleveland Browns

No Nix is getting better and better and his connection with Sutton is scary already

Dishwasher packing is an art and anyone that does it other than me is wrong. Is that just a me thing? Always repacking

I have friends… we will say aquaintances, not seeing Wicked because they are devout Christian’s and it’s about witches and Arian supposedly said she was a witch. Bet you can’t guess who they voted for 😉

Well Christian McCaffrey it was fun drafting you number 1 overall in fantasy this year 😒 (it really hasn’t been fun)

Clemson Football fans have no shame. Just lost their rivalry game at home, and are jeering for a ACC title bid… because someone else lost. Like, if you get in the playoffs you’re gonna get 34-3’d again, if not worse.

Friermuth trying to high five Bengals fans is the trolling I need 🤣 @pittsburghsteeler.bsky.social