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Guys, I know we've hit an iceberg and it looks really bad, but don't worry, me and thousands of other heroes are posting to bluesky about how there aren't enough lifeboats.

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I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

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Y'know, if I was shipping people to a place where I couldn't get the back AND it was conclusively proven that I had accidentally sent an innocent man to that place and might do it again, I would say it's the job of checks and balances to tell me I can't send people to the place anymore.

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sources say caldwell wasn't even given the opportunity to pack up his crayons and toy trucks before being removed from the building

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Quoting this wired article: 'a lot of internet culture has originated from 4chan. If this is a death knell for 4chan, other services will likely fill its place.' Here's the thing- www.wired.com/story/2025-4...

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Today is Charlie Chaplin's birthday and it's Ian MacKaye's birthday.

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If you work for a porn company do you still get in trouble for looking at porn at work?

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A Night At The Roxbury holds up very very well. I think we should all take time out of our lives to reflect on how it was and is a very good movie.

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Please enjoy this torment nexus from Adult Swim. youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ?...

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Hey, are we calling these Tweets? Are we that ready to just call it what it is?

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Remember that weird SNL sketch that started on buff Grimace and then landed on all the McDonald's characters are bisexual? Where were they goong with that exactly. Buff Grimace was hilarious and then it felt like they couldn't think of anywhere to take the plot.

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Can we acknowledge that if you are so shitty at making deals that you can't get a man back after you send him to El Salvador, it can and should make you look pathetic?

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Whew! For a moment there I was worried that the boot stamping on a human face forever was going to be made in China.

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at least when Rome burned there was fiddling

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I've made this comparison before, but my self esteem is like BJ Blaskowitz's health at the beginning of Wolfenstein II. It depletes automatically and if I don't keep picking up medkits it eventually gets to zero and then it's game over.

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So John Oliver made a joke recently abut how grandmas will have to start onlyfans because of cuts to social security. That's not really this unimaginable future scenario. It's already happening in Korea. youtu.be/_G-TxKz6iww?...

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Hey Jay-Z, maybe you wouldn't have so many problems if you didn't use the b-word.

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People keep creating things like generative AI and cryptocurrency; solutions looking for problems. How about we try to solve a real peoblem in the world? For example, there's this thing it's called the penal code and they expect lawyers to talk about it without giggling.

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Throbbing Gristle could never in their wildest dreams hope to recreate some of the weird ass noises that my neighbors make from about 11 pm to about 4 am.

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I'm still stuck on the fact that humans have lost the ability to form social bonds and the silver lining is that now Lysistrata is a documentary.

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"gender equality in space tourism" is the new "hire more women guards"

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'Hi, I'm Sarah McBride. I was one of the few Democrats to actually win an election last year, and I happen to be trans.' 'Hi, I'm Gavin Newsom, clearly the reason we didn't win more is because we treated trans people like people.'

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I don't mean to show off, but this morning I wasn't depressed for almost two whole hours.

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I read that as Gale-Foreskin which would be a badass name for a sword.

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When all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail, but I can't help but notice all of Tchaikovsky's ballets deal with some kind of magical transformation that occurs at night. Kind of like a man with a wife getting to hook up with his gay lover after the straights go to bed.

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If they made "The Martian" today the president would call Mark Watney a loser while a kid from DOGE lays off everyone at NASA while doing a kickflip in the control room

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Remember on Empty Nest when Cheryl was dating the cheese salesman and he would say 'Gouda Evening to you?' I think about that literally every time I see gouda.

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Do you think they ever scientifically tested to see if cats have 9 lives? That would be disgusting.

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When referring to my gender identity please refer to me as a 'cis male' and not a 'mtm.' Thank you.

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So as best I can tell there's no way to get unlimited hearts in Duolingo without paying for it, and I would be willing to bit the bullet and just pay for it if they hadn't laid off a bunch of their staff and replaced them with AI a couple of years ago. Instead, I might just quit.

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If I could steal Elon Musk's money I would give some of it to Trans Lifeline and I would say 'Can you please use this money to stay open on Passover, because, unfortunately, suicidal ideation doesn't take holidays, and I'm sure there's some goyim who don't mind working on Passover.'

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Analogies are never perfect, but this one is instructive. If you’ll indulge me: What would you call it if a German government ordered books from Jewish authors removed for being “subversive” and “anti-German” while having no problem with white supremacist literature? Because that’s what this is.

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Every so often I think about the person on YouTube who commented on a video of a man getting a penis transplant 'What if the donor was gay? Would he start getting boners for guys?'

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I bet when you have twins you pretty much use their names interchangeably until they're about five.

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If you're watching a movie about a ballerina who begins having dark, mysterious, violent visions and you're trying to figure out if you're watching Suspiria or Black Swan, a good way to tell is to continue watching. If the plot goes anywhere from there, it's Suspiria.

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I'm watching Freddy Got Fingered, and I think I figured out why I assumed I'd go far in life despite having no work ethic or talent and being hostile and annoying toward everyone.

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The Paddington photoshops have really reminded me how for some reason Roger Moore was allowed to make a plethora of very bad James Bond movies.

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Has anyone been to the Erotic Furry Museum in Buena Vista County, Iowa? Wondering if it's worth the trip.

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If you have single friends and you're talking to them about me please say he's a bit of a fixer upper but he's nice. or something IDK you might have to make something up

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