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He nails it.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1310 comments

Dude next to me on the train has a bag of drumsticks and a bag with cymbals and I am tempted to motion for him to take his earbuds out the way creeps do to women. It's hard to find a drummer.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

I want to thank @amnanawaz.bsky.social for being steadfast in her support of GRSM people and refusing to let Michael Knowles off the hook for his views.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Every day I watch the news and ask , God, how much do these fucking idiots love eggs?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

"They're putting persecuted Christian refugees in camps in the jungle" sounds like something Glenn Beck would accuse the Obama administration of doing and yet now it's a pillar of the Republican agenda.

submitted 3 days ago • 78 comments

In the interest of fairness we should make sure the negative effects of climate change only happen to those who lack the power to stop it, and not the people who caused it and convinced people it didn't exist.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, I didn't hear until today that Leonard Peltier was released. That is good news. Right on. I like good news.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The reason stimulants work as treatment for ADHD is because you need extra energy to go back and get things you forgot and do things you forgot a dozen fucking times a day.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

submitted 4 days ago • 152 comments

Look at their faces. They all look the same. Oh, do you also have prosopagnosia?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I just realized that there must be someone who determines what language someone is speaking in for the news too. Especially if it's a vox populi interview in a country where there are many languages spoken.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Canada is like the US if the US went to therapy and worked through some issues and apologized to some people.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

So the nightly news must a a Rolodex of people who speak every language in case there's a news story from Luxembourg and they need someone who speaks Luxembourgish to interpret an interview with Luc Frieden.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Jesus christ, was I giving him ideas?

submitted 4 days ago • 460 comments

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submitted 5 days ago • 11 comments

Do you have a butt?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I want to program a computer to make it so that Morphine's Yes is playing somewhere in the background whenever I bring a lady into my apartment for romance time. Surely in 2025 you could program a computer to do this.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Listen, we'd like to apologize; we had no idea what the "Keep Everybody From Dying of Botulism" guy did. Apparently it was something to do with Botulism and now you all have it. Anyway, no more DEI. Feels great, right?!

submitted 6 days ago • 22 comments

No matter the size of the cat, the "kitty stretch" remains the same.

submitted 6 days ago • 156 comments

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

How is PBS still allowed to operate? They are pretty good about calling out this Orwellian nightmare we're living in. I am thankful I'm just surprised they haven't been in his crosshairs yet.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Conservatives want a version of fairness that is giving everyone a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and if you're allergic to peanuts and you die then maybe you shouldn't have decided to be born that way. Except they don't want to hand out food. Find your own sandwich or die.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

How come everything conservatives want to do in the name of 'fairness' just happens to disproportionately hurt minorities?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

When I took my ear bud out of my ear it was covered in either chocolate or blood. Based on what I've been up to this weekend, it could be either or both. It's been a fun weekend.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like Catch 22 is one of the most obviously leftist books just bc the protagonist is a smart guy who understands the insanity around him in perfect clarity, but nobody takes him seriously because it's also turned him into a miserable, high-strung neurotic And what's more leftist than that

submitted 7 days ago • 281 comments

I think instead of 'half your age plus 7' I should just make my new standard 'Do you remember unlimited nights and weekends being a thing related to cell phones? Also, do you say cell phone instead of just saying phone?'

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Someone had me reinstall Instagram, and this is exactly why I stopped using it on the first place. A show from two days ago that sounds awesome is the first thing rhey show me.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I wanted to write a message to a sweetheart and I wrote 'hugging and ki' and the phone predictive text thought I was going for hugging and kidnapping. What the hell is wrong with you predicative text?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments