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If Luigi walks free and they don't get him for a season of The Bachelor, I will have zero faith that any TV executive cares even the slightest about ratings

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Waiting for a handwriting phrenologist to tell me that the 5 degree slant on the "k" means I'm a serial killer

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I can do neon signs in Blender now

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Today I learned about volume absorption and volume scattering in Blender

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Peter Piper do be picking them pickled peppers

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Might fuck around and re-invent the wheel later idk

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Some days you doom the scroll. Other days, the scroll dooms you

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Brb. Entering the time machine with a nuke's worth of TNT to stop the whole "Rome" thing before it got started and save the entire world a whole lot of strife

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submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Imagine telling on yourself as hard as the right is by hating on the only explicitly anti-pedophilia Superbowl halftime show

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This has been a legendary Superbowl for Haters

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My job on the commune would be to draw our enemies as the soyjack and ourselves as the chad

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Fuck top or bottom, are you the furnace or the heatsink?

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

Every 15 minutes I check my phone and ask "did his head explode yet? ...no. shit... Did *his* head explode yet? ...no. damn..."

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Fuck Prometheus. Dumbass never should have given us fire

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

trump literally made made cuts to all major airline safety administrations day 2. this crash is easily and inarguably his fault

submitted 29 days ago • 52 comments

Every safety regulation was written in blood, frequently with a body count higher than one, and it’s not political to put the blame on people who want to “move fast and break things” when they start breaking human lives.

submitted 29 days ago • 46 comments

Donald Trump murdered everyone on that plane, and every Democrat who doesn’t spend the next year howling about that is a useless coward.

submitted 29 days ago • 5 comments

donald trump murdered everyone on that plane

submitted 29 days ago • 26 comments

If I die of some preventable bullshit, please feel empowered to raise Hell on my behalf to make the world a better place while my memory is still fresh.

submitted 29 days ago • 8 comments

180 years ago, some potato crops failed and the British mismanaged it so hard that now I have to live in the core of a dying empire

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It's giving French Revolution. New treasurers keep lying about the state of the economy, meanwhile the masses are losing the ability to buy bread

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

As much as I love being confidently hit by the arrow of prophecy, I still don't like the idea of a couple words in that thread being connected in any way on my timeline, so I deleted. Stay safe y'all. Let's make it out of the Cool Zone together

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There are decades where nothing happens and there are weeks where Centuries of Humiliation happen

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Thinking about that time back when my fiancée and I were Just Besties tm and I got asked if the two of us were dating and without skipping a beat, I said "not yet"

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There's this wonderful car. They call him LIGHTNING MCQUEEN. We love Lightning, don't we folks? We love him. He has a catchphrase, you know? He likes to say KACHOW. Beautiful catchphrase

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I'm getting a bit too good with Blender

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

History repeats itself. First as tragedy, then with a billion commenters judging whether you can teeeeeechnically call it a repetition

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

All we need is for one of his housekeepers to mix some rice n beans in with his special k

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

The only times I've gone on the other site since the election have been to view specific posts from accounts that haven't migrated. Decided to just pull the plug and delete my account. There's nothing good that'll come out of it just sitting there

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Getting to the point where it feels like our only hope is that things get so bad so fast that enough people wake up out of the death cult to actually fix shit. Unfortunately, The Laws of Hell are telling me it'll be a slow march towards extinction, so that's fun

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The Cap'n Crunch "Oops All Berries" was the harbinger of humanity passing our peak. We cannot accept the best parts of our treats in moderation anymore. We must receive maximum treats all the time

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TikTok? The Kesha song?

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Feminism began when Rosie the Riveter bravely riveted all those rivets

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If you change the letters of "car" until it says "cum", it says "cum". A lot to think about

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They won't let you watch True Crime anymore. You're only allowed to watch True Woke

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POV: You are Shikamaru Nara

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

If they tried to make the MCU today, they'd be called "Xfinity Stones: Sponsored by Xfinity"

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

*Poking The News with a stick* C'mon, make something happen. I'm not feeling enough fear and dread

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