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creative director at jackbox games actor and comedian in chicago flower on magic tavern party mom
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Sure I have imposter syndrome It’s where I’m constantly ripping off people’s mustaches to reveal their true identity

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

As someone who always adds more garlic than what is listed in the recipe, I’m about to make a recipe that calls for 12 cloves. Shit is about to GET REAL

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

a sprinter van is to the real housewives as a gun is to chekhov

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

My kid was telling me how she removed her chicken patty from school lunch to put the buns together and enjoy an all bun sandwich which kfc might want to consider adding this reverse double down to the menu

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

tbh a great name for sad, pragmatic optimism or a college a cappella group

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

One of my children has written her name in sharpie on a tiny packet of butter that came with take out food. Taking bets on how this ends 1. She eats her butter 2. Butter theft high drama 3. Name butter lives in the fridge forever

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

Caught up on The Traitors, and after that and Severance, my stress level for things that have nothing to do with me is at an all time high Looking forward to a nice relaxing White Lotus to take the edge off 💀

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Severance really said “Hold my ORTBO”. No spoilers, but goddamn, I was holding my breath that entire episode. BEST SHOW ON THE TELEVISION

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

If someone yells “SMOKIN” when they smash their mask, they should instantly win the challenge #Survivor

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

HIRE EMILY

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

great news my hair has reached peak Tom Hiddleston in Loki so let’s rock

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Making a prediction list of causes of death in White Lotus. So far it’s - monkeys - monkeys with pills

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

About to watch Severance (best night of the week, baby) and just found out Adam Scott loves Survivor I’ve never felt more connected to a human I’ve never met

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

They should make desserts specifically for when you have a hangover and call them bender reveal cakes

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Got my kids into theatre classes which might be why one of them has asked me for “sugar glass breakable bottles to smash over his head while he blows out his candles” for his birthday

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

We got our notebook and are ready for more Lorelei and the Laser Eyes and we aren’t afraid of the puzzle head man www.twitch.tv/brookebreit

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Feel like I’m operating on a higher level when I lean over while watching White Lotus to whisper “Survivor cast member cameo alert” to my husband

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Super weird that “googling how to get out if a bad mood” is somehow making things worse

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

Jumping back into a game that broke my brain months ago. Lorelei and the Laser Eyes over at Twitch.tv/brookebreit Come hang out :)

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

great news

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Pretty busy tbh

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

I bought an ORTBO in the 90s but now I just throw my clothes on it #Severance

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Saw this in the wild. Would love one that says clown wife because I still need to get something for my husband for valentines

submitted 34 days ago • 3 comments

Y’all the dog just caught me talking to myself and I’m genuinely way more embarrassed than I should be by this encounter

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments