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I’m a squirrel and democracy lover, and we’d be better off if we let the squirrels take over Earth. My followers are called Acorns, and I don’t do DM’s, crypto, GoFundMe’s, or photos of your… you know.
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submitted 16 days ago • 83 comments

Lone Skum can eat it! Twitter account is officially gone! BlueSky is my permanent home now!

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I was struggling with how I feel about everything, but this sums it it up very well. America’s isn’t perfect and won’t be for a while, but it’s worth fighting for. Be there and act to truly make America better.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a clear vibe shift going around. They woke the sleeping giant. Now, whatever we can do, we make them pay.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re reading this, get mad. Do the job nobody has the cajones to do. We will win in the end.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Democrats, this is our 2026 message.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

If anybody still bothers to own a Facebook page, it would be a shame if you were to find MAGA idiots and troll them. Yep, a real shame.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I have only one insight for that other happening today: Beyonce called, she wants her hat back.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Feels good to have the squirrel and fox team up! Welcome to my world, @getyourfoxyback.bsky.social!

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Tonight, Justin Herbert threw as many interceptions as years we will be telling idiot voters, “We f*cking told you so.” Really, football gods? You couldn’t let the Chargers have this one? #NFLPlayoffs

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Less than two weeks away from pure disorganized chaos masquerading as a tale of building a new society filled the worst people you know. Or as that’s known in the cinematic world, Francis Ford Coppola’s Megalopolis. Forget the club, Trump needs to go back to da cliiiink. #Acorns

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

I’m just going to say this: If you are trying to get me to see your OnlyFans, live chat, or whatever virus-laden adult site, I will NEVER follow you. I know what happens in Her; don’t fall in love with bots. They’re not gonna stop, are they?

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

To recap: - A driver killed 15 and injured 35 in New Orleans - A Cybertruck exploded in Vegas in front of a Trump hotel, killing a person - 10 people were shot at a nightclub in Queens It’s only January 2nd.

submitted 51 days ago • 37 comments

To everyone on BlueSky, I wish you a Happy New Year! 2025 will be a challenge for many of us, but as long as we can do what we can, we’ll find a way to the other side. Let’s get to work, Acorns.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments