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I don't have a gambling problem, I have a money problem. And winning is the solution. Was @times_yours on that cesspool Twitter.
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Hey Siri….What is smaller than a micropenis?

Like it matters? Don’t you remember the first Trump term?

Forced the Chiefs to smoke the whole fucking pack.

Republicans who fly Don’t Tread on Me flags are probably all for this now.

I think the Eagles should accept the invitation to the White House and then have Jalen Carter and Jordan Mailata continuously DDT Trump into the floor of the Oval Office.

The Jerk would love this food truck.

I’ve gotten 5 “Go Birds” since landing in Orlando this morning. I’m also dressed as Green Man.

All billionaires should be booed.

I’ve interviewed Big Ticket multiple times. He is a tough dude but this here…🥹

Underrated point: Chiefs took a shot on noted weird punter Matt Araiza and he fucking SUCKED last night

Remember these clowns: www.foxnews.com/sports/dolph...

Hey Mr. DVOA, how much should a touchdown count for, after the opposing coach has been doused in Gatorade?

Smashed in the fucking face - fuck you.

Remember when the refs were mad there was some sort of conspiracy? Fuck these assholes.

Fuck the NFL in the face

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James Webb space telescope.

Happy National Girls & Women in Sports Day!

Mexico and Canada to Trump:

Why are people even talking about Drake being a rapper? He can't rap.

No one is talking about how Kendrick Lamar went from an amazing rapper to a fucking Speak and Spell.

Ask Donald Trump how it feels to be a lame duck President.

NFL Network is currently airing Super Bowl highlights narrated by Harry Kalas.

It’s funny because the President works from home.

Commanders DC was talking like he had the 85 Bears in that locker room and then gave up the most points any defense has in any championship game ever lmfao im still wheezing

Bills getting consecutive 1st downs…Chiefs refs, “turnover on downs.”

Hurts should hold a PC and call all of us fucking ingrates.

Pete Rose. Moses Malone. Saquon Barkley.

Someone duct tape Josh Harris to a light pole.

Luvu more like Poopoo.

Why isn’t the ball on the 1” line? Why are you allowed to hit the QB in the head?

I’d like to be up 30 points so I don’t stroke out.

Jimmy Johnson saying Jayden Daniels can come back “just look at the Chicago game” is incredible fucking insight. Thanks coach.

Jalen Carter and Jayden Daniels