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Spread on the affected area. Apply liberally. Store in a warm, dry place. If swallowed do not induce vomiting. Forbidden to handle anything sharper than a billiard ball. Affiliated. E&OE.
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"If ever I have any spare money it's going to go straight into a eunuch's trust". Wish I'd thought of that. I'd be set for life.

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Good evening. I'm going to do something now that I haven't done for a very long time. Watch Match of the Day. I want to see what led up to that Arsenal player being sent of yesterday, and of course I want to see West Ham beating them at home. Hoo hah!

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Good evening? Oh okay, a quickie. The bread. It's not actually for eating, it's for breadcrumbs and for another bread pudding. Dinner tonight was a 'clear out the fridge' job. Chicken thighs, gravy, frozen peas and corn, various flavoursome ingredients, mashed spuds. And custard (with the afters).

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From the New Yorker, by Ellis Rosen.

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

I've ballsed up. I should be laying down for me afternoon kip about now, but I had to make bread today and it's taking longer to prove than I wanted. Another 20-30 minutes before it goes in the oven, then 40 minutes baking. I had a pretty awful night's sleep so I could use some shuteye right now.

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If I'd been smart I'd have started calling each post an Opus, the way that classical composers did. If I chain three posts together it would be Op. [X] No. 1/2/3. It's too late for that now.

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See my previous post.

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I'm not calling it news any more. From now on it's 'what's that oaf said/done now?'.

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Today is the 132nd birthday of the last person named in this song. You're welcome. And Gawd bless Lord Upminster. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jeD...

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Tell me that picture of the cod with mussels doesn't look like a facehugger is about to jump out of it and I won't believe you. And if I was served that duck liver I'd call the waiter back and say they'd forgotten to put any food on the plate. www.theguardian.com/food/2025/fe...

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Would I wear a costume like that if it meant being seduced by Liz Fraser? In a heartbeat.

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British Antarctic Survey From the new Private Eye, out now.

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Today I have seen two famous people I once moved. I can say no more.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I love how the Spanish put gardens and terraces on their rooves. I would absolutely do that if I had the opportunity.

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