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“for our part in this ungodly spectacle, what shall be our recompense?" "my son, you get to use the nearby mcdonalds bathroom for free"
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lmk all the saucy deets when the used car king of bentcop county finally does federal time or dies badly & alone. mom and dad moved upstate. all our cousins joined the army or moved away for college. theres no reason to go back there, seriously

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

if people in leadership positions with the power to do so aren’t fixing to put them in jail or witchhunt their backdoors and little minions out of our state agencies and strategic industries i don’t care, i don’t care about them or their shitty ideas

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

@jennyllello.bsky.social ever considered going Full Truther in re: plastic wrap? whether its 100% wax paper partisan, no landfill persistent waste, no microplastics etc. or die-hard clingfilm stan, irreplaceable professional culinary aid, wax paper advocates kill 100s each year

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

@funranium.bsky.social sent a letter to honeywell suggesting users would be more diligent re: device testing if their atmosphere monitors had a happy song as the audio alert, like the zojirushi, instead of a boring screamy old beeeeepbeeeep. haven’t heard back, don’t know why???

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

The AI book list and general enshittification reminded me that I've been credited as blurbing hundreds of books I never have, including books by Patti Smith, Amy Tan, Sidney Sheldon, Joyce Maynard, and Elmore Leonard? And I can't get these fake blurbs taken off publisher and bookstore websites?

submitted 16 days ago • 30 comments

we MUST sink trillions of dollars into concordancing & textual analysis tools or THE GHOST OF CONSTANTIN VON TISCHENDORF will lecture our digitally imprisoned consciousnesses about the bible FOR ALL ETERNITY

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

lots of frustrating aspects to the normie-facing ai Horse Shit as the thing we have to learn & care about but one in particular is the proponents could probably have manipulated everyone into having to get hype for topic modelling tools or social-network-influence-collaboration analysis

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

going around with your 303 squadron or womens west indian ATS decks, or your rutherford-ramanujan great scientists expansion set is itself “troublematic” as the kids would say but probably better than working overtime to manifest the unlettered swamp briton meme irl

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

personally if i were a national level politician in the UK & i had a ready-made script w/ centuries of propaganda work behind it justifying my country’s central position in a global empire & its own frameworks for papering over / mediate the racism, colonial exploitation etc. …

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

going loud with my DFL aggro-primary-challenge splinter faction, the Preserved Killick Party, and getting roundly trashed by establishment centrists as “tankard tankies”

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

from Barry Turner, The Berlin Airlift

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

“For most of his time in Germany, Clay’s opposite number in the British zone was General Sir Brian Robertson, another soldier administrator but one who had served in the Great War. His father had been military governor in Germany in 1918.” an artisanal, multigenerational family business —

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

sitting in on the senate faculty mtg and the head of the leering pervert cockney caricaturist institute is in an INTENSE 3-way with the chair of blushing animaiden studies and an emiritx professor of cat.kin erotica. NO i will not clarify what that means

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

ok here’s the deal: you give me $50 billion/year. i get 10M of those dollars. the rest is a UC-system sized art school every human being 18+ gets digital raffle tickets every week they get to redeem to have an art student create original work depicting horse-hung goofy doing 9/11

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

someone real smart has probably spitballed about this but a flawed miracle of the digital age — which did its time as the scapegoat in student deficiency scripts — is good ol’ wikipedia. synthetic, biased-nPoV summaries. except you can godammit pop open the back see how it got built

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

the holy see correctly identifies USA’s need for a Catholic leader who can hold up a big, expensive gold cup without dropping the damn thing

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

if you don’t have a Whiskeysota, Michiana, or Greater Illinois passport i gotta stamp your hand indelible. Khan Pritzker doesn’t like camelbakkers trying to hydrosmuggle across watershed lines

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

a 5-gal bucket of 9mm handload loosies? i can let you fill one 20oz bottle with fresh water. put the bucket in the corner with the bibles. yeah thats it. and you gotta use your own bottle. what do you think this is? escape from tarkov?

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

a roll of genuine PRC-made nylon filament? i can give you a voucher & password for the vaxeasy, partial RA629 from the LoC digital archive (2022 image), tube of flouride toothpaste, and a flash drive full of vines INCLUDING a 2nd gen HQ “power of god” gunmower and thats cuttin my own throat i am

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

from a post-secondary writing-intensive instructional perspective, i think “naw kids we’re using electric typewriters and irl xerox-cut-pasting hardcopy sources not b/c i give a shit about cheating, its so the machine of eternal lies can’t claim your souls” is a more *entertaining* hence easier sell

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments