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brownabouttowne.bsky.social
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Damn this thread bf still here ain’t it

Oh, come on. Everybody knows that guy

All the hottest girls are a little weird and I stand by that so seriously

Now why did my shuffle put on Daylily by Movements does it know I have depression

[elton john voice] buh buh buh bene gesserit

Still here, still that nigga

And here come the Twitter kids

Yo I’m tripping I’m Miami with a whole pizza you cannot fuck with me at ALL

Noriyoshi Ohrai

website is being screwy sorry for the quintuple post lol

his job is just biscuits

Carlos Ochagavia

Twitter will soon introduce an auto-harrass feature, so you can save time by automating your harassment of those who post woke (compassionate, empathetic, etc.) content.

I’m sorry but likely do not expect positive brainmeat from me today

When I look at the j and the j start looking back at me

Peter Elson

It has cost me $75 just to be out of the house today 🥲

We still got no video on here?

Is that a freaking jojos reference

Seeing the swerker girlies on the TL is making my heart swell

girls when they discover the only way out is through

Lemme tell y’all threads is the ghettoooooooo

“I actually want to go to Bluesky more than I want to go to Threads”

just a lil angel who’s never done anything wrong in her life

Other social media sites are for posting ABOUT drugs. This site is for posting ON drugs.

[me in 1922 laying under a tree, head in my bootlegger bf’s lap] would you still love me if i was a woim?

i only recognize holidays where people give me stuff

I wrote a comic about infidelity.

good afternoon sluts and slut adjacent individuals

if i met dobby i would spray him with raid

literally goals 😍😳🫣

"bluesky is so dead, none of my posts get any traction" you are telling on yourself that you lack the Mandate of Heaven. you lack the Heirloom Jade Seal of the Posting Realm. you fool

A poster's soul never dies, it simply migrates like a demon from a dying host to a new one

hi it’s me, Gay Mr. Beast. i’m giving a thousand men blowjobs

logging on

So is it now bluesky v spill like is that what we on now??

Yo when I tell you that @bighonkincaboose.bsky.social just straight DEATH ROLLED with my ice cream in hand to her side of the sofa after I said she could have it 🐊

really looking forward to having 666 followers

So we just all over here surviving the rapture eh?

on bluesky we don’t go viral. we only go skyral.

It's too bad no one could've predicted Twitter would turn out this way.

Spaced on the gig I had tonight doom prepping for the gig I have tomorrow, fuck me right?