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I'm just flinging kids around rollin in my Sienny.
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watched 2012 just to make 2025 feel normal.

I'm guess the 54% approval of Trump means white folks were more racist than I thought. good luck with that master race thing.

mfer will you be my friend?

nothing like nothing to make you just fine.

oh look, angry white people who got flim flammed. Same dipshits also forgot that Trump made it impossible for civil lawsuits against the Saudis for 9/11. but sure, worry about me taking your jobs.

my goal is to get someone so mad at me that they exclaim that I will rue the day.

are meat curtains bone-in?

I've trained my kids to all gag when a cybertruck drives by.

3 of 4 kids: I DON'T WANNA GO! Me: ME EITHER but 12 has choir in 30 mins. Yall can't stay here by yourselves. 4 yr old: We promise to not kill each other.

10 chili dogs for $10 sounds like I'm making great life choices.

has the number of kicks to the balls gone down in the last 10 years?

why is my right nipple itchy? am I dying?

wait. How they have a budget shortfall with that marijuana tax?

yall. I literally said holy fucking shit when I saw this.

the working class who lament their rich overlords, elect and will be governed by *checks notes* an alliance of billionaires.

how tf are people being taught communism when they getting shot or get sex changed.

Streethawk gave me an unrealistic expectation that jumping over things on a motorcycle was easy peasy.

my kids jumped up and down like when swifties see Taylor Swift but for Bluey

the raw milk drinkers and anti-vaxxers only have convinced me to invest in funeral homes.

lol, yall wanted tariffs. people call it a national sales tax. that is slightly inaccurate. it is a mark-up which is then taxed. So consumers pay the tariff, AND pay more in taxes to govt.

I'm sorry jesus gave you a tiny penis.

orcas are wearing salmon hats. we are screwed.

can someone adjust my algorithm? more boobs, less male gay penises. was there a button I didn't push?

don't worry, I don't even know who I am most of the time

People fear being assaulted by a transsexual in the bathroom, but it's okay when it is your minister? Or your family? wtf, America.

I cannot believe that I move to the desert, and now miss winter.