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Me/my books: https://www.lulu.com/spotlight/brucecoffman Left is Right: https://brucecoffman89.wixsite.com/leftisright America's Avon Guy: https://www.avon.com/brochure?rep=bcoffman I'm with β€ͺπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦β€¬ & πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ #RESIST
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😳 Who is this creep?

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Oh my goodness what a beauty bundle!

Marsha Blackburn, I'm coming for you!

Sure, the Nintendo Switch 2 is great, but have you ever smelled like a cowboy? 🀨

#beautysky #makeup How do you find the perfect shade of lipstick? The most flattering foundation? Virtual try on! FREE! www.avon.com/productline/...

Don't stink, honeys. Provides 24-hour wetness and deodorant protection for all-day freshness. 2.6 fl. oz. BENEFITS β€’ Leaves skin feeling softer β€’ No visible residue on skin or clothing β€’ Dermatologist-tested β€’ Phthalate-free, paraben-free, sulfate-free

This shall soon be my new deodorant! β€’ Alcohol-free, phthalate-free, paraben-free, sulfate-free

I believe that's how it works for them. Yes.

🀣πŸ₯‚ Let's go to the club and ogle men we can't have!

⬇️ READ THE OATH YOU TOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, basically anything to do with... human rights is purged. Gotcha.

🀨 Uhm... Nailed it. I guess.

🀣YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right? Right? Right?

Absolutely awesome! Keep up the great work! You got this!

🀣 I'm scared!

I HATE THIS FUCKER.

Now I have a headache. Happy bday!

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Right? 🀨

They're so proud of their evil and just flaunt defying court orders. They must be destroyed.

#foodsky #foodie The Kitchn How To Make No-Knead Bread Pick up a loaf at the grocery and call it a day. Follow me for more easy peasy tips and hacks! #brucecoffman loves you!

Don't forget to send me flowers and write my name in the sand.

I generally am attracted to straight men I can never have. I did once have a swishy little fabulously gay boyfriend I absolutely adored. And there's your dose of TMI for today! Carry on! #brucecoffman loves you!

🀣 You are my hero!

#beautysky #fragrance Red Door by Elizabeth Arden has a rich floral scent profile featuring notes of freesia, red roses, and orchids, complemented by honey and sandalwood for a warm finish. It is described as bold, sweet, and somewhat medicinal, evoking a nostalgic feel from the late 80s.

So... The day your fictional hero died a horrible death is called "Good" Friday? What's wrong with you people? 🀨

#BeautySky

Oh, I see you've all run out and bought my books to help feed the kitty cats. Thanks for that. πŸ™„

😳 Who is this creep?

Hellur, #beautysky I'm gonna need to sell a bunch of Avon today because, well, it's about damn time something good happened to me instead of just daily horror and fuckery. #brucecoffman loves you! Order up!

#BoycottUSA Made in Mexico! #perfumetiktok www.pinterest.com/pin/10371649...

Elon Musk is evil. Pass it on.

Bring him home! You're next! #brucecoffman loves you! www.pinterest.com/pin/10371649...

Lisa Murkowski is scared of this beauty deal because it's so good, #beautysky! #brucecoffman loves you! www.pinterest.com/pin/10371649...

#beautysky Don't forget to #BoycottUSA and go K Beauty! Yeehaw! #brucecoffman loves you! Wash your damn face! www.pinterest.com/pin/10371649...

Well, good heavens. No wonder Lisa Murkowski is scared. Her Washington office phone number is 6665. That's the number of the beast!

#fashionsky #shoes Get you some ugly Crocs looking shoes to go with your ugly Bogg bag! Delightfully ugly! www.pinterest.com/pin/10371649...