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bruhbeeboy.bsky.social
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ei ei oh

internet marketing u got 2 get pearl jam to add me on blue sky. Eddy Vedder is missing out on my wisdom

decalcify! decalicify!decalicify! yet my pineal gland still remains frozen in the black pyramid Artic.

Okay so I think the ai thing has worked im going to go back to doing my own work but using ai as a crutch. So u may see some of the normal stuff I do and then some totally awesome ai inspired motor city stuff. But due 2 the nature of ai being a tool ur not gonna realize that even my ai is me.

Sometimes, the quiet moments speak the loudest. 🌿 Whether it’s the first sip of coffee in the morning or the way the sunlight hits your desk just right—these tiny, fleeting joys are what make life feel whole. What’s one small thing that made you smile today? Let’s share the little wins. 💛

let the followers roll in baby

The craziest true crime fact I’ve ever heard: In 1971, a man named D.B. Cooper hijacked a plane, demanded $200,000, parachuted into the night, and was never seen again. The FBI spent 45 years searching for him. What’s your favorite unsolved mystery? 🕵️‍♂️✈️ #TrueCrime #UnsolvedMysteries #DBCooper

Me: I’ll wake up early and be productive tomorrow. Also me at 2 a.m.: *Googling 'Can you survive on 3 hours of sleep?'* Why am I like this? 😭 #Relatable #NightOwlLife #ProductivityIsAMyth

The '5-Year Rule' changed how I make decisions: Ask yourself, 'Will this matter in 5 years?' If yes, go all in. If no, let it go. What’s one thing you’re overthinking right now that won’t matter in 5 years? 👀

The most underrated life hack: Spend 10 minutes a day doing something that terrifies you. Fear shrinks when you face it. Growth happens when you push through. What’s one thing you’re avoiding because it scares you? Let’s conquer it together. 🌱✨ #PersonalGrowth #SelfImprovement #Lifehacks

due to my lack of followers I'm replacing me with an ai who through some proper science on my end has guaranteed me more followers.

when we gonna give these ai bodies I m tired of reading

working all my powers and intrigue 4 good rn frfr

lost in the web climbing on a giant ad for keyboard cleaner and seeing what I can see

Dread Dread Dread Dread Cute Cat Dread Dread Dread Dread Dread

all these hitchhikers end up being frickin ghost

one day I'll be lord of something the only thing I Lord over now our my 20 employees Jimmy Franko Jeffrey Jennifer Hailey Rebecca Yolanda Lauryn Colby Grokie Dave James John Ren Marion Young Jeffrey Hank Nina Lisa And Jeffrey H

i am but a humble little man stuck in my ways of desperately trying to make sense of the world in these troubling and turbulent times. please give me grace amen

show me a frickin alien flapping his lil lips and yapping his lil alien language...now!!!

Tour the egg u cowards

Going into a deep sad 4 the death of David Lynch

if godzilla were my friend I'd have him destroy all my demons with his teeth and mouth beams

when is a24 gonna give me a chance to work in there gross boy idea department

jack johnson save me from this dystopia please I'm begging u bring ur guitar and take me away

itss scary watching movies sometimes bcuz I'm very easily influenced! my Big Fat Greek Wedding did a real number on my sexual urges!!

i'm waiting 4 a big truck what are YOU waiting 4?