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All shall love me and despair. librarian, candlemaker, chubby elf-maiden https://www.aphrodites-apothecary.com
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Scott Jennings is such a slimy little ratfink.

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My shop’s room and linen sprays are now available for pre-order! Orders ship May 1st and if you order now you get a special pre-order discount! aphrodites-apothecary.com/collections/...

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I thought the category was snakes :(

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I get that overconsumption is hot but like…cmon bears. Let’s not over-consume the world’s resources to make shitty AI art. At least have the decency to wait till the complete collapse of modern society or if you have patience, until earth month is over.

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I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

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Meanwhile, republicans:

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Just found out my SIL won’t let my nieces read the superhero book I got them because it’s about diversity and how everyone has a superpower. Well, guess who is getting some Barbies with disabilities and non-white skin tones and hair textures? ☺️

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bloop

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Said Ivy League job application I figured I had no shot at has made it through to first round of evaluations and it makes me want to puke. 🤢

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I skeet from here.

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Oh, yeah. Babygirl going to be gone in episode 2. He’ll make it to three at the latest. #LastOfUs

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Are they going to kill off Joel in the first episode like the second game? Pedro is too much of a moneymaker and that would sent everyone into a tizzy so I’m curious where they’ll take it.

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bloop

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Woof. I also took photographs for the next fragrance launch today and dear god they are 🤌🦚

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Wait so like once I start working out…I have to KEEP working out? 😩

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spent all day shooting & editing the photos for my brand’s new room sprays and…I think I ate???

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As someone who’s ace I just can’t imagine being horny. I don’t think about sex or men and I still have too much on my mind. Idk how y’all live and have dreams and ambitions.

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Last celebrity pic is your therapist. oh, good.

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Tfw when your jokes get taken as legitimate ideas. We have a fork shortage at the office and instead of buying forks I suggested to engage people with earth month that we do a “fork drive” where people can bring in their mismatched forks. A little community building, if you will! The crowd loved it.

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The apothecary is poppin this month?? $1k in sales (including wholesale orders) and we’re not even halfway through! This is going to help so much with moving (and funding the room spray launch)!

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slowly replacing my wardrobe with my own merch

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idk chat, is this anything?

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Taking all my willpower to work out legs today.

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Need a partner for d̷u̷a̷l̷ ̷i̷n̷c̷o̷m̷e̷ unconditional love and affection.

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describing struggling people who need help as "playing video games all day"—all while giving $38 billion in gov contracts to elon musk to *literally* play video games all day—is vile on every possible level. failed state behavior

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Applied for a position at an Ivy League institution — who do I think I am? Where did this (over) confidence come from? Is this what being a straight man is like?

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Finally got around to shooting and editing photos for our party boy, Dionysus! aphrodites-apothecary.com/collections/...

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We just need one Trump supporter to feel betrayed enough 🙂‍↕️

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Someone please fill me in on the mysterious deleted Adobe post we all hate them for.

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Not me getting an interview request for a position at one of Chicago’s biggest cultural institutions 2 weeks before I’m moving out of the city. 😒

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Oh yeah a one-time $500 balance credit on my $129,000 student loan balance is really going to get me simping for the system. Get lost.

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Silence!

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Gays will be like, “She saved my life,” and it’s just... Marnie’s mom from Halloweentown.

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HEY REMEMBER THIS?? bad-faith-times.ghost.io/we-need-to-s...

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Tonight we learned that it was indeed Andry, the gay man sent to El Salvador because of his “mom” and “dad” tattoos, who an American journalist saw sobbing as guards slapped him repeatedly and shaved his head. He is an innocent. And Trump sent him to a torture prison. Bring them back!

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