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Th’ anointed sovereign of sighs and groans, Liege of all loiterers and malcontents, Dread prince of plackets, king of codpieces, Sole imperator and great general of trotting paritors.
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This is spot on

Overheard some 20 Something woman trying to explain #screamo to her mom/older friend at the #HandsOff protest in DC Saturday and man did that just warm by cold and jaded heart a little bit

In the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty five why the hell does your cooking blog not have a Jump to Recipe button?

Reverse cowgirl so I can watch the stock market plunge

What are the chances Trump is just gonna drop a big ol #AprilFools on all his bullshit today?

Last night I had a dream I was watching the news and they said Elon had died in an avalanche while skiing and I woke up feeling so relieved until the realization kicked in. Anyway, I'm having a margarita for breakfast today

ESPN making me wait until 9:45 on a school night for the #UMass v Minnesota #NCAAMensHockeyChampionship game is pretty Bush League

Radio: Tonight's Delilah's Dilemma is from a very sweet man who is having some marital issues and rather than seek professional support, has chosen instead to call in to a syndicated radio program.

Sun's out, tongues out #dogsky

Apparently it's #NationalWhiskyDay just today, and not like every day.

Pete Hegseth been on this medication for years

Good

I can't believe we have to have this discussion again but the drive-thru at Dunks is like the express aisle at the grocery store. There is a set number of items you're allowed to order. If people are pulling out the line behind you, ya done fucked up.

Amazing promotional video made for #InStridePetDogTraining featuring my best boy #Lava

Pretty bullshit that my wife, who has been a public school teacher for almost 2 decades, was forced to fill out an I9 form today. #FuckElon and #FuckTrump

I'm trying to put a new floor down but first we have to get through breakfast #dogsky

Went on #Facebook for the first time in a couple of months this morning and it was dudes complaining about "lib cars" on the highway and how eggs are more expensive but not chickens cause the left doesn't know how to properly manipulate the system. Yup, leaving FB was a good idea.

This is why I cry at night

I'm so over this winter weather. I'm running out of places to put all the snow. Spring can't come soon enough.

Feel like I've been waiting years for #WinonaFighter to hurry up and put out this album

Boy, I sure do love walking my dogs in the winter

At a meeting today with staffers for Senators Markey and Warren, the staffers made two concrete asks: 1. Please call or email and share your stories about how the current administration’s actions are hurting or will hurt you personally. The Senators can use these human stories to persuade those /1

I really hate this timeline #royalrumble

Happy Black History Month, and yeah, we're still doing that.

That's like, not even close to their best song tho

Do they know how much paint costs these days? How is this cost saving?!?!

I showed up to my work's monthly book club with #LegendsandLattes and accidently caused a whole "thing" and now all we are reading is #CozyFantasy for the foreseeable future. And that's perfectly fine by me #booksky

Everyone knows you can't just march up to the Capitol on your own to commit violence. You have to get a mob of your supporters to do it for you

Drove into the office today and got to experience my first meaningful #earthquake

Ms. Kona is always such a ham #dogsky

Rabbie Burns Dinner Crew. ASSEMBLE!

Just over here remembering when Trump said "if we stop reporting on COVID cases the disease will go away"

Aperol Margs to get us through another New England snowstorm

There needs to be a law banning autoplay for streaming services. No one likes it, no one wants it.