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This Amazon commercial bragging about paying people $22/hr so a guy can drive a VERY used truck to his best gal's place to give her a bouquet of parsley (?) before taking her to the local plywood and sheet metal built rib shack

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

So Tennessee has just kicked off criminalizing dissenting opinions: "punishable by...imprisonment...and a possible fine...or both... this bill provides that each official...who votes in the affirmative to adopt a sanctuary policy is also in violation" 1/3

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

How many more audiences is Kendrick going to get to scream "A MIIINOOOOOOR!!" on live TV this month?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Why am I getting ads for prison furniture??

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

"YOU BEAST!" probably...right?

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I really should've taken the whole week off.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

My sick wife scrolling through Uber Eats and just generally not having it: "'hand-crafted sandwich' - who the fuck else is gonna make it?!"

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know what this is or why the internet seems to be coming at me lately.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about cancelling Netflix just because they won't stop reminding me that I haven't finished Madame Web.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

KUTX had the gall to play this song on the air despite my wife and daughter clearly present in the car with me. No one has stopped singing it. Asking for legal representation to seek punitive damages and milk and cereal milk and cereal milk and cereal cereal and milk...

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

My wife's election analysis this morning: "My steak wasn't cooked to perfection. Go ahead and give me a shit sandwich!"

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

I've said it before, I'll say it again...

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

The irony of me trying to watch a news segment on adult ADHD while my daughter is asking me existential questions about the Barbie she's shoving in my face and my wife keeps popping in to model all the different outfit combinations she bought yesterday.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments