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Media guy @ beerinsights.com (yes really) and Red Sox writer for Over the Monster, otherwise F1, Patriots, Martha’s Vineyard (regional high school), dogs
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shit yes

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When I was in 6th grade, Ben Taylor was in 7th grade, the only year he went to school on the Vineyard. He was a legit 6’2” and thus on varsity and I was on JV and would sit next to Carly for his games and talk to her. This makes me Important

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

The WSJ op-ed page pubbed a piece yesterday congratulating the “near left” for “finally” taking on the “far left” as if that’s not the only thing it ever does. Tim Onion could never

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

sure

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

*on

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submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

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submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I hate it can’t help but be in awe of her grift, she’s like magnus carlsen of utter bullshit

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Jake Tapper, having learned his lesson, still on the lookout for cognitive decline

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Extremely good

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

The thing about Michael Powell is that he is stupid, like stupid stupid. Like stupider than that

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

truly cannot imagine caring this much and don’t understand why it’s getting any purchase

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Blackout of 2003 ass weather

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

LLMs could never

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve said from the beginning, it is not happening. Plot is too small, team is overvalued, no one but a couple politicians wants it, and if you thought they had trouble drawing in Oakland, just wait.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Read this in the voice of Jeff Goldblum as the Grand Master telling the people of Sakaar to capture the Lord of Thunder.

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

IN MARBLE HILL ALERT

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

i think it’s not talked about enough that so many christian rightwingers support israel because they want to trigger the end times rapture and they believe supporting israel will ensure this

submitted 7 days ago • 233 comments

EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker. My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...

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This is like when the Mets finally got the no hitter, like finally

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That Devers kid can hit

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Had some thoughts on the narrative about Bluesky's exaggerated death and supposed bubble

submitted 5 days ago • 32 comments

Don’t worry Jake Tapper told that angry lady he’d apply the lessons he learned from Biden to Trump

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Zero border crossings is up there with Simmons claiming to have never even been a room with cocaine

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment