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Having one of those “don’t forget to sign into Floorp” SaaS moments at work. Received an email from a service “Phrase” that we’re evidently using notifying us that they’re subcontracting with “Unbabel” for use of the solution “Widn.ai”. Okay 🙂👍

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pov: you're an actor arguing with an expert about whether you were in a movie titled "running time" #ocatc

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He's fine #ocatc

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Lmfao

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We’ve reached the part of the On Cinema Oscar Special where all the dominos for a horrifying and bleak ending are falling into place.

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Mark Proksch STUNS in new season of On Cinema At The Cinema

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In my mind doing laundry is a super easy chore but in practice there is a 100% chance my laundry timer will go off at the most inconvenient time, pissing me off, and a 50% chance I will forget to go check the washing machine after finishing what I was doing.

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They need to teach basic knife skills in acting school. 95% of the time in a movie or TV show the actor appears to have never seen or used a kitchen knife in their life.

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I really don’t mind doing tech support for the less savvy tech folks in my personal life and in an org that I work with but I’d say at least half the time I ask a clarifying question and the other person just never responds. It seems kind of rude? I’m not a customer support portal. I’m a person.

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I know Death Note was meant to be an allegory but I think Light had a skill issue. I would have done such a good job with the Death Note they wouldn’t have even bothered to send L after me.

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I will never understand eyebrow lamination. You want thicker eyebrows so you pay somebody to perm your eyebrows and brush them all in the same direction so you look like a cartoon scientist after a beaker explodes in their face? We gotta find something better to do than making up problems.

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Tbh I don’t want to hear anything from Bernie Sanders unless he’s forming a new party. Everything he says is true but if he’s just going to incinerate all that political capital to shepherd a dwindling number of people to a totally dead party then he shouldn’t even bother.

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It feels bizarre and sad to see your parents reach the age and level of conservatism of the reluctantly tolerated Thanksgiving dinner guest who everyone agrees to just try to ignore because they’re old.

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Just found out that several of my friends have no idea who RFK Jr is and out of love I refuse to tell them.

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Sean O’Brien, retire you gormless bastard.

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America is going to have to wage a protracted people’s war against private equity companies.

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Gotta love spending a pretty significant amount of money on an online store and receiving no order number or confirmation email, only a PayPal receipt that refers to their e-commerce platform 😬

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Every time I talk to my mom she keeps trying to incept me with pro-DOGE talking points from whatever fuckass X accounts she’s reading and thinks she’s being slick about it. She said the little fascist shit who translated a word from the Dead Sea scrolls reminded her of me as a kid 🤮

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Just watched the first episode of Severance season 2. I’m really loving how this season is leaning into the union organizing angle.

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I’m watching the On Cinema Wendy Kerby Valentines Day special and this might be the most excruciating thing they’ve ever made.

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I work with a very much white guy in Poland who on day 1 seems to have set his Slack skin tone to the second darkest one. I frequently wonder what’s up with that but I don’t really want to ask.

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Critical support for my guy JB, who seems to be one of the few major political figures who hasn't folded into a fetal position over the last two weeks.

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Finally finished up my rewatch of Severance season 1. The season finale is a masterpiece. Really outstanding show.

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Sometimes I have a hard time with the call-your-reps model of government we have. You’re telling me I have to call my representative and remind them that they’re not supposed to let a bunch of fascist 20 year olds with broccoli haircuts steal data from the treasury and try to turn off Medicaid?

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One thing about me is that I love eating a reasonable amount of pizza and then being content with it. I most certainly don’t immediately start thinking about eating a debilitating number of slices.

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Every 10 years or so I forget that I am way too stupid and easily overwhelmed to play Dynasty Warriors games.

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The Democrats actually did too much on Gaza. Namely supplying the bombs that were used to commit the genocide. I can’t understand why libs are intent on painting the ceasefire negotiation process as an insurmountable challenge when we SUPPLIED THE MUNITIONS!

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I don’t think anything could have prepared me for how stupid everything would be in 2025. Almost every older person I know has microwaved their brain with the internet. The problems are mounting and the government will only spend money on the stupidest scams imaginable.

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I’m watching a movie and Red Scare Dasha appeared in it randomly halfway through and I honestly want to turn it off. I don’t wish to perceive either of those two women for the rest of my days.

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Expend years of effort to disrupt a social club for feckless retirees only to be swiftly ushered away from power by the national party leadership the instant they notice that you exist!

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I am telepathically sending some very encouraging vibes to the cells inside of the pancreas of a specific South African billionaire 🙏

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It’s really weird that everybody including the users are acting like the TikTok ban was reversed when it wasn’t. It’s still off the App Store. The whole thing hinges on an addled fascist remembering what TikTok even is and convincing congress to reverse a bill they just passed or force a sale.

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Something I’ve been wondering about: if the US fully becomes a fascist expansionist state, is there going to be a formal war to stop the US? Or will the non-aligned powers wait for the US to collapse because they know we cant survive without imports and our political class are completely incompetent

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I’ll say one thing I’ve learned from #xiaohongshu: China is leading the world on perfectly round British shorthair cats. I don’t know if I’ve even seen a normal sized cat on there. It’s all adorable, stocky fluffball cats over there.

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I could forestall it no longer. I finally watched the last episode of What We Do In The Shadows 😭

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My best guess is that all of these journalists writing that Elon didn’t intentionally do a Nazi salute are doing so because they and their publications are cowardly milksops who fear reprisals from the new administration. They are willing to abdicate their duty as press to retain access.

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to all trans folx: the torrential onslaught of transphobic hate that we are facing is a storm of reaction. it will eventually pass over us. you have to survive the maelstrom. if you do nothing else for the next four years, you have to live.

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Nazi does Nazi shit, more at 11

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