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“I don't know why I liked this, but I guess there is no turning back.” @geologist “Your posts always make my day worse, in a vaguely pleasant way” @bullgooseparty “ill fight you ill kill god” -@elleg96 “Nothing you do is okay” -@daveanthony
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Diarrhea is bowel Jazz

I nude up when i poop

IM SORRY THE EGG FEED HAS SO MUCH FURRY PORN ON IT! IM LITERALLY LOOKING INTO IT.

My smart toilet paper won’t unroll because my credit score is too low

Mayonnaise FOR MEN

Being forgetful is the key to optimism

Being forgetful is the key to optimism

10/10 egg

Leaving the ocean was the biggest mistake we’ve ever made

Hear me out……. Diaper Gun

3/10 egg

LOCK UP YOUR HOLES!!! VORIK IS HERE TO PAN-FUCK

Pliny the younger at the airport bar

Bleach enemas will be back in under 60 days. WATCH THIS SPACE!!

AAA Stands for, American Automobile Association

I never, ever expected this meme to last like it did.

ALL ABOARD!!

Welp it was a matter of time Someone was going to go there Of course it’s BryceBryce (I’m not sure I want this on my skyline but oh well Bryce needs boosting The price of eggs has hit his account hard)

Pliny the younger at the airport bar

In progress: "On guard (for thee)" (working title, but I don't like it), oil on vintage map, 10 1/4 x 14"

Leaving the ocean was the biggest mistake we’ve ever made

FOREVER DIAPER: 2028

My bread eating abilities ought to be studied.

My diaper is mad woke

A bunch of cops just came to my house and ate all my diapers