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Writer, cat parent, music lover. Engages in cringe behavior frequently.
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a quick pivot, today’s WIP is a less serious one as it’s basically a gender bent Tokyo mew mew that literally no one asked for. (Dental predicament mentioned is his widdle fangs🥺)

hey @schumer.senate.gov I’ve never introduced myself to my cat officially with my name and I wonder if she would treat me differently?

Vampire: Please invite me or I can't come in Chuck Schumer: Promise not to hurt anyone? Vampire: Haha we promise no such thing Chuck Schumer: K get in here

Honestly the best thing about the efforts to take down Tesla is not only is it in the interest of saving democracy, it’s also *just enough* like bullying to satisfy a part of my brain that just kinda wants to be mean to Elon Musk in a personal, identity-based way. Get dunked on you fuckin chode

I think a good strategy to maintain your mental health in this troubling time is to find a place to settle your worries. Now while you all find that I’m going to just post my intrusive thoughts on bluesky and tag @schumer.senate.gov bc wtf is he gonna do about it

guys—okay guys this actually a medical concern at this point. He just KEEPS PISSING

[hostage negotiation] CHUCK SCHUMER: [outside with bullhorn] YOU CAN SHOOT ALL OF THE HOSTAGES, JUST LET THEM GO AFTERWARDS

The issue with so many oldies in congress is that they remember when republicans were made up of relatively sane people and can’t or won’t fully grasp that it’s fallen to lunatics. Just as one dorito would kill a Victorian child, one convo with MTG would have founding fathers in line for lobotomies

it is well known that the largest invertebrate in the world is the colossal squid, a huge leviathan worthy of respect. Conversely, the second largest invertebrate, US Senator Chuck Schumer, cannot stop pissing in his own face

sorry, no—me referring to any time I find myself persevering through a situation I wasn’t prepared for as “raw-dogging it” is not my most insufferable trait. It ain’t even in the top ten. It gets so much worse

I’ve been realizing my reason for not trying to flee the US amid this shit might just be spite. I’ve lived made my entire little life here and now a bunch of nazis are telling me if I don’t like fascism I should just leave? No. Fuck you. This is my fuckin house dog you get out

Got sucker punched by a URI and am still dealing with the laryngitis part, I haven’t talked to my cat in a funny little voice in like two weeks. How do I reconcile my plight with the concept of a loving god

I feel like I’ve never really been able to present the whole “autistic people sometimes interpret instructions more literally than neurotypical people and that can create confusion” concept in a way neurotypicals I work with will understand so for days I’ve been crafting the Blue Sticker Protocol

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

oh lord

Got fired from my sales job at the knick knack shop because I was too upfront with the customers about how the curios would enact ironic punishments on them befitting their character flaws. That and I was stealing printer paper

I think we should push Mitch McConnell down the stairs one last time

posting "how can i have haters i'm literally just sitting here" on my human skull throne

Bro are you ok? Your wizened visage appears forlorn

cut to me in prison jail for only saying Gulf of Mexico and using the proper she/her pronouns for my wife, the ocean

In honor of black inventors. #BlackHistoryMonth

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

it is nice to be so politely welcomed to the jungle even if the conditions here are suboptimal

Surprisingly “my roommate is a little cloud demon who is totally going to kill me” is not the most common anxiety response to attending a new school but it DOES happen and it IS valid (using synonym “block/blocked” for today’s #WIPSnips prompt)

Caves of Qud

Write new worlds. Write beautiful places. Write angry people. Write imaginary beasts, futile quests, broken hearts, lifelong injustices, mysteries, love affairs, lost children, newfound purpose. Write anything that allows you to escape or heal or vent or rage or explore or reconcile. Write 🖤

I'm not donating to your political party if all you're going to do is post. I can do that for free. I will donate if you have a project to resurrect FDR and give him a gun

Do you see what happens when a brainless lunatic throws around big words without knowing what they mean. He writes the word “conception” and signs it real big and oh oops sorry men this fucker just transed your gender

This hits hard.

democrats: oh my goodness. can he DO that? democrats: (continue to let him do that) democrats: he just DID that. give us $100

HAPPY 8TH ANNIVERSARY DREAMCATCHER!! MAY YOU CONTINUE TO BE OUR FIREFLIES FOREVER AND EVER! 💜