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Probably not my real name. Writer / Host of The Unpaid Nobodies Podcast. Chicago based. Also regular based
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Arab people were like “you can make Hushpuppies the whole meal if you make them out of chickpeas” and it’s like yeah, it makes sense that they also invented the scientific method

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Joke Concept: a chess board has been gentrified and now there are only white pieces

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No social influencer will ever care more about you then the check they get from their post. Always remember that.

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i truly believe that criticism is the immune system of culture as a whole and that decimating and marginalizing it has outsized effects beyond the sphere of art

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Don’t trust anyone telling you to not eat frozen veggies

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“Have you listened to the new-“ “NO. IM LISTENING TO BOLDY JAMES AND HIS FIVE ALBUM THIS YEAR”

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I wish I could block all the “I’m gonna play a ukulele and sing about political issues, pretending this does anything but gratify my own ego” videos

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Time to drink beer and look out my window

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

submitted 24 days ago • 829 comments

I think the switch 2 looks awesome (besides game prices) and everyone’s mad at me

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

New word combo just dropped

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

“#ChicagoVibes” they post, 30 minutes outside the city limits

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

The root of authoritarianism is cowardice.

submitted 31 days ago • 7 comments

we need to bring back the idea that "selling out," broadly defined, is bad

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

They should do a kitten Olympics cos mine would be unstoppable with a little set of running shoes and some decent performance enhancing drugs

submitted 36 days ago • 3 comments

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

submitted 34 days ago • 1731 comments

I just saw a white man my father’s age compare Playboi Carti to Andre 3000 and my brain exploded.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

A cry for help

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

This generation gets stumped by questions that were answered by Medieval Persians a thousand years ago. We are so cooked.

submitted 37 days ago • 243 comments

It’s not at the top of my list but I can’t wait for the revolution to happen and “travel blogger” to not be a job anymore

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Not Like Us on St. Patrick’s day is crazy

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Chuck Schumer right now

submitted 44 days ago • 24 comments

Demand action from those late to the Bernie Party

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So it’s over then, works for me

submitted 45 days ago • 358 comments

This weeks weather can best be described as “great for mental health when I’m inside”

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I think disco elysium is the perfect capital L leftist video game experience because they got immediately dogwalked by capitalists (not even smart ones) and then splintered into smaller circles that are fighting with each other instead of making their games

submitted 46 days ago • 17 comments

Help I love white tee shirts but I must eat spaghetti

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some leftists own stocks so please keep them in mind as you make your cruel “jokes”

submitted 48 days ago • 72 comments

The White House, not even DHS, the White House itself apparently, is directly deciding which permanent residents should be detained and deported based on their political speech. If this doesn’t scare you about the state of our democracy and liberties, I don’t know what will.

submitted 49 days ago • 83 comments

The woke libs stole an hour from me and I will get it back BY ANY MEAN NECESSARY

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This video is insanely good

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Genie: What is your final wish? Boy: I wish I were you. Genue: weurd but alrught.

submitted 50 days ago • 10 comments

MTG means VERY different things on the two types of accounts I follow.

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It is awful that all the good slurs for rich people were all actually antisemitic

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