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Probably not my real name. Writer / Host of The Unpaid Nobodies Podcast. Chicago based. Also regular based
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Of course I haven’t listened to the new Drake album. I don’t hang out with dental hygienists anymore

Life is disappointment.

The white in my hair either has to slow down or speed up, the anticipation is killing me.

For Bluesky to truly replace Twitter, it must court “normie coworker” users

For my wife, I’d throw a pimp into some fish

Allegory alert!

I love Ken Klippensteins work but spending hours a day on here railing against democrats with everything going on seems…. Counter productive. They have no power.

Couldn’t find a better way to support trans people. Shout out to @tolariancommunitycollege.com for standing on business.

The best part of Blue Sky isn’t being off X (maybe it is). It’s being off Threads.

Gulf of Distraction

I really hate when, the moment a controversy breaks about someone, people rush to say, “I always knew!” or “I always hated their work.” It’s this weird performance of purity, like they need to prove they were never tainted by liking the wrong person. It’s like… people can have liked terrible people.

Musk v Altman should offer true innovation (they both lose all their money and power)

This is like Kendrick and Drake if both of them were Drake.

One of the few bright spots of the last couple of years is the rise of left wing memes that I can only send to my degenerate friends

The big 3 for babies is “colors” “textures” and “shapes”

The world can’t handle me in MY ZONE* * In my studio, high, listening to sad R&B

I’ve never been more upset to be right #gaza

" karens " are rather shit - @ DRIL Take care of each other . Thank you

Seeing a blatant fascist dismantling and takeover of the government and using it as an opportunity to mostly complain about the left or throw trans people under the bus means you're helping them. No other way to slice it.

My goal for 2025 is to crash out less than 2024 but not not at all either

You know what’s gonna go great with the end of the society? Edibles and Don Toliver

There’s a type of leftist that shares a ton of pro-fascist propaganda and I have to wonder if they’re too stupid to realize that’s what they’re doing or if they’re actually fascist aligned. Couldn’t even tell you which is worse.

When I was younger, I would put the things I loved to the side thinking some level of accomplishment would bring me joy. Embrace who and what you love. It’s the only place joy comes from

Fake news

If you’re in Lakeview and you hear some Greselda-type beats; say hi

Nothing is more validating than someone else doing a task you have and being like “oh, wow this is a lot.”

Free school lunches for children is such a no brainer to me. It is very much in everyone's interests to have children's brains develop properly

It is remarkable that for all the edgelord shit they still talk in these euphemisms. It’s so incredibly cowardly. Also Italy was famously unified in the 19th century after being conquered and reconquered, italian is the opposite of a timeless ethnic identity bsky.app/profile/thes...

As a writer, I’ve learned as much from the books I couldn’t finish then the ones I did. Knowing what connects with you is a skill you need to sharpen and shouldn’t be outsourced to an AI. This how we end up with people who just reread Harry Potter/SJM/Cosmere novels over and over again