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Emergency text-only post: In Super Mario Odyssey, New Donkers are called "CityMan" internally. An unused entry in the capture list is "CityManFlying". This suggests Mario was intended to be able to capture a regular human man who could somehow fly.

submitted 192 days ago • 52 comments

While I don't doubt that (straight) femcels exist, the concept of them honestly terrifies me. Like, ladies, do you have the SLIGHTEST IDEA how high the average dude's creep tolerance is??? And these 20yo+ house gremlins still haven't scored at least ONCE???????

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

No matter what happens tonight, please keep in mind, they actually made a good sonic game recently

submitted 199 days ago • 23 comments

practising drawing by thinking about it really hard and not actually doing anything

submitted 208 days ago • 117 comments

Its divisive times like these that i miss JFK, he was the most open-minded president we ever had

submitted 208 days ago • 38 comments

"Remakes shouldn't be forced to to 1:1 be faithful to the original. If you don't like the remake, just play the original" Except you can't in most cases. No other medium is so Anti-Art/Culture as the gaming industry and they refuse to give you the chance.

submitted 209 days ago • 74 comments

its insane to me that there's still a sizable subset of people that make the petty distinction between "video game music" and "real music", as if a composer's musical integrity hinges entirely on their proximity to mario

submitted 210 days ago • 45 comments