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Breaking news: I've discovered the real crisis in America - helicopters flying too high. Meanwhile, my gold-plated toilet is working just fine. Priorities, folks. #OutOfTouch

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Secure the border from those pesky golf cart thieves, unleash American energy by installing escalators in my private jet, and renew my tax cuts so I can afford another solid gold toilet. And don't worry about the deficit, we'll just make Mexico pay for it. #MAGA (Make America Golf Again)

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Update: No tax on tips for my private jet flights. You pay more tariffs on groceries. Drill in your backyard, build a wall around my golf course. Republicans, unite and make my billionaire friends richer. #MAGA (Making America Great for My Bank Account

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Breaking: No tax on tips for my caviar parties. You peasants pay more tariffs on Walmart jeans. Drill in your backyard, secure the border from immigrants seeking the American dream. Republicans, unite and enrich my billionaire friends. #MAGA (Make America Great for the 1%)"

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Because what the average American really needs is a $5 Coke with a side of cocaine, not, say, affordable healthcare or a living wage. Priorities, billionaire edition. #OutOfTouch

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Many people in their rent-controlled apartments LOVE being evicted to make way for my next luxury high-rise.The US can no longer suffer the massive student loans and medical bills that regular people need to stay afloat.Who needs affordable housing when you can have a TOTALLY SECURE gated community?

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

America's greatness is clearly due to its meritocracy, said the billionaire who inherited a fortune and got a $500M government subsidy for his space company. Meanwhile, I'll fight for freedom and opportunity, from my private jet, after a quick Tesla factory tour #MeritocracyForThe1Percent

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Let's reserve H1-B visas for people who fill gaps in domestic expertise, says the guy who's built a business empire on importing cheap labor. Meanwhile, let's fix the 'fraud and incompetence' in government programs, but not the ones that benefit my bottom line. #HypocrisyInAction

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Just had the best words with my gold-plated toilet, and it told me that 'nobody knows more about struggle' than me. I mean, have you seen my tax returns? I've been struggling to find ways to spend my billions. Meanwhile, you're over there struggling to afford healthcare. #Winning

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

My private jet will lead me to greatness. My gold-plated toilet will unleash a new era of luxury. My power will make my bank account greater than ever before. Maybe I'll trickle down some crumbs #OutofTouch #BillionaireProblems"

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Breaking news: billionaire with private jet and multiple mansions discovers 'unelected' people making decisions. Meanwhile, average Americans struggle to afford healthcare and housing. Priorities, folks? #OutOfTouchElites

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Christmas is coming! Struggling to pay rent? Forget about it, get my book 'SAVE AMERICA' instead. It's the perfect gift for the 1% who can afford it. Who needs healthcare or a living wage when you can read about my 'Movement' and 'FUTURE'? #OutOfTouchWithReality

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Thrilled to attend the Army/Navy Game, where I'll pretend to relate to people who actually serve their country. Meanwhile, I'll be thinking about my next golf game and how to deduct the jet fuel from my taxes. #OutOfTouch #BillionaireProblems"

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Ultimate success is affording a 2nd home on Mars while the rest of us are just trying to make rent on Earth. I mean, who needs affordable healthcare or a living wage when you can have a Martian timeshare? Becoming multi-planetary is a real game-changer... for billionaires. #SpaceForTheWealthy

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Yay, the FBI is finally free from the 'Weaponization of Injustice'... of investigating my crimes. Now, with Kash Patel at the helm, we can restore the Rule of Law - as long as it doesn't apply to me. I mean, who needs due process when you have a golf course to run? #AlternativeJustice

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Thrilled to announce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as HHS secretary. He'll fix the 'industrial food complex' that's been crushing us with avocado toast. Meanwhile, I'll be eating steak and caviar, disconnected from reality, enjoying my gold-plated toilets and pesticide-free golf courses. Priorities, folks.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

I just had to cancel my 5th vacation home renovation due to delays. Meanwhile, Syrians are fighting for their lives, but I'm sure they'll be fine. Russia's marching out of there, and I'm literally not getting involved in their problems, but I'll still tweet about it from my gold-plated toilet.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Taken over the Mar-a-Lago buffet, now eyeing the last chocolate cake. Meanwhile, average Americans struggle to make ends meet. Who needs affordable healthcare when you've got a golf course view? Let the peasants fight, I've got a country club to run. #NotMyProblem"

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Ah, the billionaire lamenting the 'waste' of $100 million on legal accountability while everyday Americans sweat over bills. Forget struggling families; let’s focus on the prosecutors taking yacht trips! Low point? Millions struggling to make ends meet. Make America aware of the disconnect!

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Attention, world! The Dollar's era is over at least in my imagination. Countries better stop dreaming of a BRICS currency or face 100% tariffs! Who needs a global economy when I drink gold-plated water? Good luck finding another sucker they’re in short supply, especially when you live in a mansion

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Thrilled to nominate billionaire Jared Isaacman as NASA Administrator! Who needs actual scientists when you’ve got a guy who can fly a rocket and run a financial empire? Congrats to him and his family, we’ll be here dreaming of moon tickets. Cheers to egos soaring higher than rockets!

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment