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bsky.dad
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The teens are doing Edcore. They’re venerating Ed. Wear horseshoe, taste salt lick, hang out with Wilbur. I do not understand it

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boo this man

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One time when I was a kid I asked my mom if that feeling when you Q-Tip after not Q-Tipping for a while was the same as the feeling when a girl has sex, and I’ll never forget her answer: “shut the fuck up joe”

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One time when I was a kid I asked my mom if that feeling when you Q-Tip after not Q-Tipping for a while was the same as the feeling when a girl has sex, and I’ll never forget her answer: “shut the fuck up joe”

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Sirius and Eye in the Sky are a masterpiece but the rest of that album is dogshit. More like the Alan Parsons Task

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I would have been a good Pip. Woo woo

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ow my khrum

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Hamas holds me and you guys in their heart

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quelques mots de sagesse pour vous tous, francophones du gouvernement américain

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I’ll never forget how many students were in my hs speech class (15) because I won an election for class president over a cheerleader 8-7. I had the numbers. I resigned when I learned I was a puppet with no power, which triggered a new vote. I endorsed my buddy Robert, who beat the cheerleader 8-7

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hercules, badda bin bin bon badda bin bin bon its hercules

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my buddy Larry when there’s a big pile of weed on his table

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The teens are doing Edcore. They’re venerating Ed. Wear horseshoe, taste salt lick, hang out with Wilbur. I do not understand it

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Sorry, I’m still mad about this, maybe because my friends and neighbors are LOSING THEIR JOBS right now. Around 145K Virginians work for the federal government, and this is how you stick up for them??

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“Support”

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“Support”

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My giraffe friends are coming over, finally time to bust out the coarse china

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car: it’s always ready

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God’s honest truth, one time I ate out a flute player and then she dumped me

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getting my daughter a tiny tent to put in our big tent so she can go camping when we go camping

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eating at the cafeterrhea

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God’s honest truth, one time I ate out a flute player and then she dumped me

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Yeah I’m try-sexual: I like women, men, and spelling things wrong

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I am a childless cat lady who voted Bush-Bush-McCain-Romney-Trump-Trump-Harris. We EXIST and we are IMPORTANT

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I am going to become a Black account

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I’ll never forget how many students were in my hs speech class (15) because I won an election for class president over a cheerleader 8-7. I had the numbers. I resigned when I learned I was a puppet with no power, which triggered a new vote. I endorsed my buddy Robert, who beat the cheerleader 8-7

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When I call you a nerd, that’s me (attractive nerd) denigrating you (unattractive nerd)

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The presence of a nutrition facts label on baking soda implies that you can eat it out of the container with a spoon like mayonnaise

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Yeah I’m try-sexual: I like women, men, and spelling things wrong

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You know how every time you get a new thing of mouthwash it tastes a little different than the old one? Real bang-up quality control job they’re doing over there at the mouthwash factory. Who knows what’s getting in there. Ah well, I’m sure the government is on top of this

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Nice necklace! I didn’t know you fucked

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Guy who comes out of the closet in a group text but read receipts are on and nobody read it so he goes back in

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Nice necklace! I didn’t know you fucked

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[turns chair around] you know who else was utterly feral for they/them pussy

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When I call you a nerd, that’s me (attractive nerd) denigrating you (unattractive nerd)

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The sluttiest thing a man can do is post words from bsky.dad

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The presence of a nutrition facts label on baking soda implies that you can eat it out of the container with a spoon like mayonnaise

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You know how every time you get a new thing of mouthwash it tastes a little different than the old one? Real bang-up quality control job they’re doing over there at the mouthwash factory. Who knows what’s getting in there. Ah well, I’m sure the government is on top of this

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Ive decided to like geese now. I previously hated them but now they are my friends. Thank you

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When millennials are old you won’t be able to tell because we’re just lil babies

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Sex

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armadillo implies the existence of dickadillo

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When millennials are old you won’t be able to tell because we’re just lil babies

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short stout teapot thinspo

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