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Idk. Who are any of us ya know? She/her. 🏳️‍🌈 Single toddler mom. Chemistry/Physics teacher. Gamer. My sweet skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gzjpai36wtec7t5kxfiqotdh/feed/aaacpgjik3jsg
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@bstylin.bsky.social I'm searching for people who love science and Lego to share my Lego Ideas Periodic Table submission. I hope you like it and follow the link to SUPPORT VOTE for it so it can become an official Lego product Please consider sharing ideas.lego.com/s/p:7ea5c858...

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

*retrieving the charging cord from the floor next to my bed* i am an athlete

submitted 6 days ago • 25 comments

submitted 7 days ago • 20 comments

I'd make a terrible food critic. Did I have food on my plate? Yes. Did I eat it? Also yes. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Oh to be a little lettuce being periodically misted at the grocery store

submitted 15 days ago • 33 comments

This is no time for rational thought

submitted 22 days ago • 9 comments

you are but microplastics, and to microplastics you shall return.

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

I have to teach via eLearning today, guess I'll put away my giant dildo bookend

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Me: this place is nice.. how much is the rent Clerk: ma’am this is the liquor store

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Kid: Dad, what’s being a grownup like? Me: Remember how you felt the first time your check engine light came on? Kid: Yup. Me: It’s like that, but over and over every day forever.

submitted 33 days ago • 6 comments

Everything is terrible, so here’s a timeline cleanse of a schnauzer who’s mad about having to wear a shirt.

submitted 33 days ago • 7 comments

Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.

submitted 63 days ago • 85 comments

*adopts a street taco to give it a better life*

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

[job interview] - So, how would you describe yourself? - I wouldn't.

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

fake smiles gonna have a great year

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

Man I'm gonna miss avocados the most

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

If we are going to survive the next however many years, people are going to need to get grounded and not crash out about every little thing. Freaking out about everything is a perfect way to not have the energy needed for the heavy lifts.

submitted 34 days ago • 17 comments

someone on tiktok said, “we’ve got 7 lex luthors and no superman,” and i can’t stop thinking about it

submitted 35 days ago • 47 comments

it's right there why y'all mad

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

It’s okay to be sad. I mean, just look around.

submitted 35 days ago • 21 comments

If Tik Tok comes back, y'all are def not going to be seeing what y'all should be seeing on it.

submitted 35 days ago • 16 comments

IDK why everyone is so upset, we still have the Clock app

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

I recently got Hulu again and keep trying to start shows everyone says are good and then I hates them. Halp.

submitted 36 days ago • 8 comments

Everyone: Happy Friyaaaay!! Parents of toddlers:

submitted 547 days ago • 1 comment

Just heard an old lady I passed coming out of the grocery mumble, "Fuck this new year." and I felt that.

submitted 414 days ago • 0 comments

Put your boss on their back foot by asking "how are you holdin' up" every day

submitted 40 days ago • 41 comments

Me to me at 7am: "Chardonnay pairs really well with Pepperidge Farm goldfish"

submitted 567 days ago • 0 comments

The secret to dry January is to identify and avoid your triggers. With that said, who wants to babysit my toddler until February?

submitted 417 days ago • 1 comment

I love when a movie is on Netflix just long enough for my toddler to love it and want to watch nothing else ever again. And then it's just gone.

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

*seductively flips hair* *chicken nugget flies out*

submitted 48 days ago • 31 comments

Minnie is low key single shaming me in Dreamlight Valley right now constantly talking about her date later with Mickey

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

face down ass up that’s the way i stop hiccups. wait no I think that doctor lied to me

submitted 56 days ago • 7 comments

I hate to get political, but gravy is a soup.

submitted 51 days ago • 77 comments

let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset

submitted 49 days ago • 4 comments

Watching Age of Adaline, like slow down bitch

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Yet another middle age wake up call

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

I gave the squirrels a winter offering of nuts and they are denying me. Worst rejection of my life. The crows never do me like this.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

me: I’m cold, can I wear your hoodie? grim reaper: no.

submitted 55 days ago • 13 comments

Sending U.S. you foreign flowers policy 🤝 Love bombing

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

I hope I never figure out what day of the week it is

submitted 51 days ago • 6 comments

Kid: I want a snack! Moms in 1995: go get an apple Moms in 2024 (aka me for some reason): Here you go!!!!!!

submitted 63 days ago • 13 comments

it's 2025 could someone invent a shower that takes us

submitted 50 days ago • 23 comments

Your belly button is basically the same as the knot on a balloon. If it ever came untied, you'd make a plllfffft noise and zoom around in the air.

submitted 50 days ago • 7 comments