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The story for monster hunter wilds was whatever, but the real story is in that field guide. The fake biology text and implications about the environment's history is where the real writing is.

Got a frog to put on my palico's head tonight. I think I just beat monster hunter.

My favorite part of Final Fantasy is discussing tax policy with an elder dragon.

The SpongeBob secret lair is remarkably playable. It's also hilarious that the spells pack all fit into Gary perfectly. Toxorill rises.

My therapist said I'm the most scared little bunny, but very brave. My partner called me Judy Hopps when I told her and like...ok but like, stop. 😑

WUDWUDS?!?! :3

I've deducted MH Wilds is a game about photo realistic food.

People think you're crazy when you talk about Avowed in public without context. "Yeah you have to grow mushrooms out of your face and people will discriminate against you for your face mushrooms but that's okay because you're friends with a blue shark man." Me at work yesterday.

Wow the MSQ patch quests for Endwalker are certainly interesting. Surely nothing will go wrong when I start Dawntrail.

Cinephiles watch a 6/10 movie and will champion it for the rest of their lives. Gamers™ play an 8/10 video game and deem it garbage that only shills like. This is because Gamers™ are unsophisticated morons who don't understand or appreciate the very art form they chose to consume

Garrus Vakarian's VA is the voice of your first companion in Avowed. GOTY.