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Bucky Barnes Cat Enthusiast Captain America for a minute there Opinionated since 1917 and I ain't shutting up yet (Parody)
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My name is Bucky Barnes. I turned 108 this year. I'm probably one of the only sons of bitches out here my age, and I promise you, I'm not collecting social security. Muskrat's off his rocker, as per usual.

I never thought I'd see this again in my lifetime.

I'm actually getting a little tired of the "haha, my coffee spilled, blame DEI," jokes? I know exactly what they mean and what people are doing and seriously fuck that guy. But a part of me feels an ache because it still is a really serious situation that's being met with laughter?

I'm going to be honest. Maybe it's because I didn't sleep last night again, but I feel it's important to share. I'm scared. I really am. I'm looking at the world right now, and where I am in it, and I'm not liking what I'm seeing. Keep an eye on your loved ones, folks.

Be careful out there right now, friends. I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to watch your backs. And the backs of your loved ones. We are not in a safe world right now.

Remember not to let the beautiful things slip away. In these times, something as small as a hand in your own could be the difference between a good or bad day. Guard yourself, but smile when it's appropriate. Keep yourself safe, but give love where it's needed. And it's needed now more than ever.

"I don't know." "Who?" "Never heard of that person." "Nope." Remember those phrases.

It's getting harder to sleep through the night again...

Do not silently march into death's jaws. These next four years will be nothing short of hell for most. You mustn't stay silent if you're one of the few who get the least injuries. You're the few who can take more and help those who can no longer stand on their own. We need to do this together.

Even he doesn't trust anything he sells

I know that salute. Seen it far too many times to think that was anything but intentional.

Good night, world. And when you wake in the morning, US, and open up that app they said they were taking away from you, don't you think for one second they opened it back up again because they care. The only reason it's still running is because the guy they're swearing in tomorrow wants to look good

Going into the next year, keep in mind you are the protector of your own peace. The world is going to get rough. Keep your peace safe. If that means punching a guy in the face because he won't let you hear the fucking birds, do it.

And stay out!

Gentle reminder from your grumpy old soldier friend. Pet parents: they deserve clean homes too. If you're feeling depressed and can't clean for you, do it for them. Eventually, you're doing it for both of you.

We won't let hate win.

Social media is the one place I get to pretend to be normal. I don't discuss government jobs or WS things here. I discuss video games and cat facts and Sam Wilson's ass. Thank you. By the way, sorry Steve, but THAT is America's ass.

Tattoo artists use autoclaves for the parts of their machines that need cleaning between uses. Vibranium may be strong, but it still needs cleaning. My dishwasher is my autoclave. Runs nice and quiet while I sleep and it's clean by the time I wake up.

Best underhanded song insult I've ever seen just came up in chat on a stream I'm watching. "This song goes hard on mute."

Never is a man more humbled than when he finds himself cleaning up after his cat's protest "accident" on the carpet. Duly noted, Alpine. I didn't get the right litter. Helpful tip. Vinegar gets the smell of cat urine out of things.

Good night to everyone except anyone who thinks they have the authority to take another person's life. It doesn't matter how awful that other person might be or how much you don't like them. You don't have that power. You can, however, wish them ill will or tragedy (a tragic end per se).

If I ever somehow became rich, because of the person I am and have always been, I wouldn't pull the shit the current rich idiots do. Besides that, because of the person I am, the money would be gone so fast. And only about 10% of it spent on myself.

Not only did he win which is awful, he actually said, "The truth is rising," and other wildly red-hat adjacent phrases. He does not deserve that win.

Come on. I'm just looking for the actual fight. Why do we have to watch all these compilation videos? #TysonvPaul

Tasman Road, Figure 2, by Thomas J Price, 2008

Welcome to Blue Sky.

Called it on Goyat. Not sure about this bout. Since when am I a boxing guy?

Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson in less than 10 minutes. Anyone else taking a drink every time Jake takes a hit? #jakepaulvsmiketyson

Libraries are such a great place full of mystery and magic and the kindest people you will ever meet. Librarians are wizards and I will not be swayed from that opinion. They hold so much power within those walls and lend it out to anyone who asks. They are truly magnificent places and people.

@georgetakei.bsky.social is on Blue Sky and I just now found him. Honestly, that man gives me so much life.

The Heart Nebula

If it's cold where you are, make some tea or hot coffee or cocoa (whatever makes your heart warm), sit down by the window in a blanket, and just exist for a minute. Thank Mother Nature for the quiet moment. Then ask her to turn the thermostat up.

Oh, and as someone who doesn't give birth, if I hear another goddamn idiot say, "your body, my choice," I'm gonna teach then firsthand what a c section feels like.

Tomorrow is Veteran's Day. Remember that, while there are few veterans who seek the attention, there's so many that just want to fucking sleep. PTSD and other issues brought on by serving, fighting, killing, and being injured can all lead to a person who's simply tired and sick. Be kind.

This is not the country Steve wanted

Good afternoon to everyone. Yes. Everyone. Even that one person. Good afternoon. But to those certain people. Have a terrible evening.