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buddyinu.bsky.social
Awoo! Greymuzzle dog, Dollar Store Nick Offerman, he/him, Seattle & Billings Single. Gay. Goal oriented. I believe in a life lived through service. Will take you for a ride in my sidecar.
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When my business gets off the ground, I want one of these weird Midwest rural buildings as the office.

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Also, I have a crapton of Ring and Alexa devices for sale. I'd ship them for a Furry and cut a deal. www.facebook.com/marketplace/...

Every inflammatory left leaning news headline. "Orange man said one thing and then did the opposite! Quelle horreur!" Look we've had a decade of this, you gotta figure out a new recipe. This is like saying "THE SUN ROSE TODAY!"

Imagine getting a ton of stuff done and getting a sense of satisfaction out of that. Lulz.

The collar I stitched with the new machine! This was an experiment for a new design and I really like this double layered effect. Imma make some more of these with different colors and patterns, so I get the process down. Meanwhile you can get this one here: ko-fi.com/s/eb14a621a1

To Who it Concerns, I have started a new medication and it’s giving me a tummy ache and my suffering is without compare across all human experience. I do request thoughts and prayers due to their historic low cost and efficacy. Bless, Buddy

I very much enjoy the mothman one, but I don’t know what a Shoresy is.

Who keeps scheduling daily standup and morning constitutional at the same time?!

If you talk to graphic designers about the design sensibilities of their clients, you’ll gain a better understanding of why AI imagery hasn’t gone away in a business context.

Dream a little dream of bees

Swatting but it's for your sick friend that refuses to go to the doctor and it's an ambulance filled with hyper-aggressive paramedics in full riot gear.

Am dog.

It is the Year of our Lort 2025 and you can’t change your phone number on the Pizza Hut website.

Father, what have you done to my yard?

Post Office Garfield, WA

Airplane Orange Juice So many ice inside you Why not more juice, dude

It’s everyone’s favorite airplane game, “Who Smells Bad?!”

Is there something like getting the shit beat out of you by an angry mob but for self care?

Spending $4 at an airport for a soda and lime is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me.

Does anyone know of a tool I can use to import my tweets from Twitter to my Bluesky account? I saw a tool going around but don' remember. Also I'm tech dumb so if there are easy to follow instructions, the better.

Always pee in the center of the bowl to assert dominance.

I can’t beanlieve @ghimno.bsky.social made me eat ketchup out of the trash.

Need.

Old man tries to scan restaurant menu QR code.

Endorse horse ✅ 🐴: currently enjoying a cup of coffee courtesy of @urbananimalcoffee.bsky.social - an indie furry coffee roaster I had some of their “Zero Fluffs Given” at this past FC but I’m absolutely in love with their “Recharge Your Bat-tries” blend. Check em out! urbananimalroastery.shop

Oops, I started my day with The Horrors…

Who here has cranked one out in the CMH Interfaith Services Meditation Room?

I live on planes now. I don’t remember a world not made of aluminum tubes.

Little League contains no littles and Minor League contains no minors.

When the guy at urinal before you had asparagus.

I don’t want to know what the airport markup was on top of the apple tax.

Earbud charging case has evaporated. Womp.