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miscreant, criminal, girl dad πΆπ‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘Ÿπ‘¦ π‘‘β„Žπ‘’ πΉπ‘–π‘Ÿπ‘’
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When the recipe calls for a splash of red wine, dad calls for three or four glasses

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Does anyone know where I can get a πΉπ‘Ÿπ‘œπ‘š π‘ˆπ‘›π‘‘π‘’π‘Ÿ π‘‘β„Žπ‘’ πΆπ‘œπ‘Ÿπ‘˜ π‘‡π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘’ vinyl?

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this is peak RuneScape

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oh no red wine got me feeling all good & watching About Time

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Long Live is about 2 minutes too long

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Amelia constantly waking up at 5:30am and screaming immediately convinces me that Elsa’s parents were right and she needed to β€œconceal, don’t feel”

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might as well say 803,518,938,051 minutes listened. measuring in minutes means nothing. it’s inconceivable.

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Cavalry. But also infantry. Soldiers moving on horseback. But also fighting dismounted like infantry. Imagine that. Imagine Dragoons

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There’s nothing like a week of PTO to make you absolutely loathe your job

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thanks for peer pressuring me to come to this game @nibrwr.me

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I haven’t pooped since I was super sick on Sunday. My theory was that I pooped the bedrock of my intestines and it had to build it back up. Google AI is 𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐒𝐧𝐠 on me

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oh lawd she thick

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I’ve been practicing cooking for about 3 years. Now we’re staying at an Airbnb with 1 hot plate and 1 microwave. But I brought my smoker. I’m gonna attempt to make a full Thanksgiving spread This is my Super Bowl

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so the art is Arcane got even better in season 2

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Hey where do my gray beard hairs come from? They don’t exist one day, and then the next they’re 3 inches long and straight white? Are regular hairs turning gray? Or are gray hairs growing at exponential rates?

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Nothing screams the holidays like an airport during November/December. Unmatched vibes.

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I kinda like having coloring supplies around the house

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My dad was not just an accountant. He also had a secret second family.

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Top 5 beers, listed not ranked β€’ Guinness β€’ Rainier β€’ Tasty AF Peanut Butter Milk Stout by Saloon Door Brewing β€’ Michelob Ultra Lime Cactus β€’ Neapolitan Milk Stout by Saugatuck Brewing Honorable Mention: β€’ Ghostship Gose by Galveston Bay Brewing

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Am I a cringe veteran for being excited about Notre Dame/Army?

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4 scrambled eggs? a pittance. meager. barely any eggs. 4-egg omelette? eternity. more eggs than a man can fathom

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a robot & a goose shouldn’t be making me emotional

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me after putting almost 72 in-game hours into RuneScape this week

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perhaps we were too eager

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Best πƒπ¨πœπ­π¨π« 𝐖𝐑𝐨 doctors: 1. Capaldi 2. Smith 3. Tennant 4. Whittaker 5. Eccleston

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Peter Capaldi is my favorite Doctor but David Tennant will always by my Doctor

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Rewatched it tonight. It remains a masterpiece

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regarding the live action π‘³π’‚π’…π’š & 𝒕𝒉𝒆 π‘»π’“π’‚π’Žπ’‘, Sam Elliot would be a hound dog

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Weird that being radicalized on the left is just having empathy for humans and being radicalized on the right is wanting to kill those who are different from you

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I've unfortunately become the type of dad that gets up early to come into the kitchen and fart and snort and cough and blow my nose super loudly

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seems relevant today

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it’s 7:46am and this could fix me

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In my opinion "Twitter" is whichever place most embodies the poster's spirit, and that's here now

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guess what time it is

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