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buffpuppyboy.bsky.social
18+ MINORS DNI 22 year old Horny Dog thing ~6'1", 250lbs of large gym dog β™‘ DMS OPEN β™‘ Here for the art and the hot people ❀️ Dm me if you're a freak idk 🫢
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Valentines day isn't about love, it's about a woman with hips wider than doorways sitting on my face till I smell like her and am about to pass out. THATS true love

Horny posting aside, anyone else just wanna ABSOLUTELY take a sword for a beautiful woman with a commanding voice? Just to be a head over heels guard dog...hmu fair maidens πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

Apologies for the on and off activity on this account, final year of college has my workload inconsistent as hell and sometimes I can't be a bad bitch on here and need to lock in big-dog style, very happy to chat when I find the time in DMs tho 🫢

The most accurate puppy thing I do is sleeping multiple hours at inconvenient points in the day. Yes I wanna be pretty for mommy but cmooon it's nap time πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

Oh to have a woman much smaller than me be my downfall, slowly dolled up and having to cancel plans with friends cause an overarching dom said so, and at least it's fun! Even if my knees get a bit bruised πŸ’ž

The primal urge to have a woman who will sit in my lap, pound a beer and burp in my face without shame before giving me a kiss, send post

Chat is this the ideal woman?

Feel free to lmk what you think about these type of posts...I really like showing off and if I should show more, diff angles, a bit more skin, etc would help x3. Puppy kinda a voyuer πŸ’ž

Have some 2XL puppy himbo to start your day~ πŸ’ž

Genuinely if you want your libido to get crazy go lift weights, every time I take a break and come back there's either a wet dream and I wake up having came or the morning wood is so intense you can't get out of bed, truly in heat πŸ₯΅

My bimbo brain is KICKING rn, hitting leg day just thinking about having like 8 original thoughts a day MAX, a huge smackable butt and just a love for the color pink...least my thighs are buff tho'

YOU want to be hypnotized/hypno others cause you're a freak who needs to get off...I wanna be hypno'd cause pubby needs a little nap and his hair played with...but I am also a freak

Anyone ever consider how much easier life could be if people could rent you out? Like I wake up, alarm goes off, and I'm on the clock...all yours...for 24 hours straight~ what's first owner?~

Sorry for the lack of brain-dead dog posting. Winter-break and new years really had my attention and I had to use my people-brain. I promise I'm back more and here to be ogled and touched 🐢

I refuse to argue with dominant women who are older than Ms. "Yeah sure whatever you say Ma'am/Mommy"

Need a woman to get me unGODLY high till she can basically brainwash me with brutal sensitivity training and start putting hypnotic key words in my head πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

My body is a machine that turns praise from a dominant lady into moaning with a collar on while she makes me bounce on it πŸ’―

Another upside to being a big gym dog is the boismell...I hit that natural GOOD scent phase by just taking a nap or doing some laundry...like yes come inhale the daily himbo, I'm your therapy 🫢

My new years resolution is to be a living stress ball for people. Need a body pillow? Go ahead. Need to slap an ass? By all means? Need to motorboat my thick jiggly pecs? Please and thank you ❀️

May need to post more buff-puppy pics here. It's hard to get good angles in public since I don't wanna be rude, also got a bit of extra winter weight from family cooking so I'm embarrassed by that extra softness. Unless anyone's into that? πŸΆπŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«