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REAL and TRUE facts about the best game ever, Bug Fables The Everlasting Sapling! Comedy account, not affiliated with Moonspout Games or Dangen Entertainment. 18+ Accounts will be shot ON SIGHT! I am @EndlessCrimson.bsky.social!
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Elizant save me....

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CRISBEE DOUGHNUT DELIVERIES GOT CANCELLED????? WAIT THIS ISN'T THE TERMANET MAIL

Did you know? 87% of bugs quit right before they get a high score in Mite Knight! ⓘ This sponsorship brought to you by the Termacade.

Bugarians may expect slighty-colder-than-usual temperatures today! Stay safe and warm.

We (on behalf of all of Bugaria) wish a happy birthday to Team Snakemouth's Kabbu! Everyone's favorite here! Be sure to give him a gift, or tell him happy birthday if you see him!

Here at Bug Fables Facts... WE DO NOT CELEBRATE BUGENTINE'S DAY. GO AWAY.

Bug Fables Update 12.7.4! -Removed Kabbubrine -Patch infinite Crisbee duplication glitch -Added 500 cigarettes -Removed the glitch where Mothiva comes out of the screen and Kills You -"Flirt with Hoaxe" option no longer appears

Just realised I missed a single word in the bio from when I changed it back from Bugmas.

Bug Joke: Q: How many Bees does it take to build a hive? A: A bumbling amount.

Update: Being struck by lightning is NOT fun.

Many users have asked us whether Genow or Venus are in charge of the other in the Bugarian Pantheon, answer being; We don't know yet! We'll be figuring out these answers soon. Gathering info is hard!

Oops! All Blumpies

Monthly Reminder! Trans Fables The Everlasting HRT

BSHA forced us to put the windows back or get shut down. That's gonna be a dent in the budget.

The PR team keeps telling me to stop making posts like this. I told them to take it home. I pay the bills around here, I post what I want!

My employees keeps asking me why I had half of the crystal lights removed. How do you think we were able to save up the budget to be able to buy the cannon?

Got my abdomen banned from The Termite Kingdom I'm not continuing this stuff

Layra many termites does it take to change a crate stall lite????? None , their too busy ???? Their mandible 😂😂😂😂😂😂

For those uneducated; this is Baabbuu. He is an alien (beetle???). We never know what he is saying. Be nice to him.

If your wife is a praying mantis, I'm sorry.

We haven't heard from Baabbuu in a while...

The government doesn't want you to know this, but the aphids near the pond are free, we have collected 12 aphids for everyone in the office.

WRONG! YOU'RE SACKED! The Real Bug Fables Facts was the bugs all around you...

Maybe the real Bug Fables Facts were the treasures we found along the way.....

Wow! Fable!

New Bugyear! Yippee! No new us, though. You go fix yourself.

There's more to my bug than meets the eye....

Merry Christmas! 🎄❤️✨🐝🐞🦋

If I were you, I wouldn't be expecting any new posts for the time being.

The Bee Kingdom has lifted sanctions on the Termite Kingdom after the Bank Of Bugaria Bee Kingdom Branch nearly collapsed.

Can you believe it? Bugmas! Just 7 (Or 20) days away! Woohoo!! I'm so excited!!

The Chompy Makeship campaign has been extended until December 25th! Team Snakemouth's best friend is also the best Christmas gift! 🍁 www.makeship.com/products/cho...

New Public Joke! A: "What do you call a mushroom that makes you laugh?" B: "What do you call it?" A: "A Fun-Guy." B: "I'm going to kill you."