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buickmakane71.bsky.social
I used to be PariahSickKid and StuckontheX over on the birb site I cuss like a sailor I'm a huge Asshole I love cheese I'm a massive Stoner Elvis is alive and is a British Citizen working as a bouncer in a titty bar and calls everyone Dude.
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I got nothin else.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

You ever take a shit so good you get goose bumps?? Satisfying.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

I'm so dehydrated I'm gonna eat a cheeky 4.30am salad

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

My anxiety was bad during the golden age of Xanax god DAMN that was a fun one but no more, y’all no more

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

I miss HPWU I loved that stupid game. I traveled all over Delaware and Maryland to play n collect charging and growing sites. I miss the dragon collections.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

@readerofbannedbook.bsky.social *tucks blankets in around you* Night Night Sleep tight Don't let the bed bugs bite And if they do I'll bite them back for you. Love ya kiddo See you in the morning *kisses forehead*

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

@lizzythebeast.bsky.social Goodnight my baseball fan friend who is so much more fun than Lizzie Borden. One day you'll have a t-shirt or hotdog cannon, when you win the Powerball Lotto.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Hi guys, have a good night n sweet dreams. Take your meds. Hydrate. Eat something. Self-care.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Don’t mess with me, I’m on a whole list of meds I can’t spell

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Lotus flower in blue. In my etsy shop. #ceramics #handmade Surly.etsy.com

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

God I'm tired of having to learn about new right wing weirdos every fucking day. "Oh really, Brykton Molytopics, the longtime proponent of Rule by White Pieces of Shit, is now the Assistant Secretary of Nuclear Weapons? Oh cool, wonderful, that's great."

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

I'm gonna say this again just so there's no question... I HATE HUMANITY. HUMANS ARE THE WORST CREATURES ON EARTH. Ok back to your regularly scheduled butthole skeets n sheer fuckery. Goodnight.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

@readerofbannedbook.bsky.social *tucks blankets in around you* Night Night Sleep tight Don't let the bed bugs bite And if they do I'll bite them back for you. Love ya kiddo See you in the morning *kisses forehead*

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

@lizzythebeast.bsky.social Goodnight my baseball fan friend who is so much more fun than Lizzie Borden. One day you'll have a t-shirt or hotdog cannon, when you win the Powerball Lotto.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Hi guys, have a good night n sweet dreams. Take your meds. Hydrate. Eat something. Self-care.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I'm not participating in humanity today. Nope.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

5 am I am going to crash.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I feel like the other set of footprints belonged to my autocorrect.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I'd be self-employed but I don't want to work for that idiot.

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

*covered in festering wounds and struggling to breathe in a flooded wasteland while the world keeps falling apart* hey, does anyone know where i put my sense of humor?

submitted 3 days ago • 21 comments

if I could be anything I would be asleep

submitted 430 days ago • 7 comments

Excuse me, is this bag of dicks gluten free?

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

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Bruce is the ultimate kind of caregiver all families want. I hope I have a "Bruce" when I get to that point. Excellent teaching 🧵

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

night people rise up

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I like how America is like a Scared Straight program for other countries around the world considering fascism

submitted 2 days ago • 27 comments

He's a moron. He's always been a moron. You're a moron for voting for him.

submitted 4 days ago • 35 comments

Birds aren't real. Chickens are just little cows.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Stop being weird that’s my job

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

What we wouldn't give for just a normal level of fucked up so we can all get back to jokes

submitted 2 days ago • 18 comments

Why take everything with a grain of salt when you can take everything with a line of coke?

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

“I will go behind these rocks and put on my bathing suit.” “I don’t wear a bathing suit,” said Frog. “Well, I do,” said Toad.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

@lizzythebeast.bsky.social Goodnight my baseball fan friend who is so much more fun than Lizzie Borden. One day you'll have a t-shirt or hotdog cannon, when you win the Powerball Lotto.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

@readerofbannedbook.bsky.social *tucks blankets in around you* Night Night Sleep tight Don't let the bed bugs bite And if they do I'll bite them back for you. Love ya kiddo See you in the morning *kisses forehead*

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Hi guys, have a good night n sweet dreams. Take your meds. Hydrate. Eat something. Self-care.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Is FOTUS dead yet?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I'm hiding it in my butthole.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

smells like skeet spirit

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Happy Thursday. I'm working.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Oh she’ll be getting the Big Mac alright 😈

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I saw a video of someone growing microgreens on their window sill and I thought, well she doesn’t have a cat

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

We’ve heard your complaints. Do any of you even know how a projector works? Seriously, we’re asking. Pop hasn’t had a day off in six years.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments