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He/Him, I am bad at most things and I like to do a lil bit of mischief Online. FFXIV: Bulk Slabhead, Bad Tank Extraordinaire
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Sinners was so good

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Blue Prince is like if I asked if you wanted to play Monopoly, and 35 hours later you are crazy-eyed, soldering the thimble to the iron to make surveying equipment and flipping through a notebook that tracks, in your words, "Mr. Moneybag's generational trauma."

I'm not an academic but sometimes these arguments are inevitable in an area that feels ossified by a dominant narrative for decades. Other times they feel like a moderate bending over backwards to deny any case where, tragically, Marx may have been correct.

Time is a flat circle.

it's not over until he's shot dead in front of a in n' out at 2pm on july 27 2026

Im so close! Please share and donate made my day..

Ok fine, I’ll do it. I’ll be the new Pope.

voice in my earpiece "T-minus 9 seconds til Chicken Jockey" i shiver in my Regal Cinemas ghillie suit my crosshairs fix upon a 9 y/o hanging from the rafters I kiss a little cross that I hold around my neck the metallic taste bloodlike Don't Do It Kid too late Jack Black ushers open the gates of h

every day. women post their achievements online and get their hearts broken 😔

"Sir, a second expose has hit LRG."

Patiently waiting in a room in blue prince to see if a thing happens

“It’s tragic when someone suffers this fate” said a representative for the Vatican, referring to shaking Vance’s hand. Read more: chaser.com.au/world/god-bl...

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*Adam Sandler Uncut Gems voice* this is how I win

This motherfucker had any single other avatar I wouldn’t be thinking about it daily.

if any other blue prince heads (or people that liked the concept but bounced off the randomized stuff) slept on this one, you should definitely check it out because they have a lot of overlap

I’d beat crazy frog to death with a hammer

You don’t need to sleep in your house if you have enough snacks. Just get rid of your bedrooms and focus on gardens, kitchens and banquets. Toss out your bed, eat apples and sleep on the ground outside like a horse. This allows you to focus on the main task of all homeowners: accruing precious gems.

love this ad for microsoft copilot featuring the most abhorrent looking AI image of a cheeseburger imaginable

Daily bunny no.2929 has come into an inheritance

I HAVE ARRIVED AT THE MOST UTTERLY BAT SHIT THING IN THE BLUE PRINCE I HAVE SEEN THUS FAR

If I was told inheritance of a mansion required me to find the 46th room and that the rooms change every day I simply would not bother

Lenny’s face here 💀💀💀

Lou tools

went here and everyone knew you