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Where are the dolls with the 100% money-back haunting guarantee?

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I'm happy to report that, after years of R&D, we have failed to develop a self-driving golf ball. We have, however, dramatically increased the ease of putts by enlarging the holes. Our department also filed a petition to reclassify sand traps as alternative goals. They denied it, but we dgaf.

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The couch of my enemy is my lover

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Me, specifically? I'm showing this to someone else. It's their responsibility now.

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adorbs

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Rectum? I fucking amputated him!

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Estoy en europa la luna, no el continente

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We can now report that DOGE agents infiltrated our headquarters and installed spyware into all of our systems. This operation decimated and demoralized them. To prevent this announcement on X, our secretary is now the biological father of all Elon's former children.

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The ultimate goal-

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Then I'll make a movie

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Silicon Valley built [a bunch of exploitative apps that manipulated workers into physically constructing] the modern world. Why shouldn't we run i̶t̶?

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I don't want to make an omelet. I just wanna break eggs.

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Jealous that yall have more bot followers than me

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This entire account @donkeyshit.rocks

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Because we're starting up Nazi Germany again, I'll need a cookbook for amphetamines.

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Keep your foxy ladies. We need to continue funding this department.

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BREAKING: Trump signs executive order asserting there are 1.6 genders Male is 1 Female is 3/5

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I prefer rocky road but the sweet release of death would be my second choice. The fact I maintain a constant stock of rocky road has nothing to do with my futile denial of my inevitable demise.

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Where are the dolls with the 100% money-back haunting guarantee?

I'm happy to report that, after years of R&D, we have failed to develop a self-driving golf ball. We have, however, dramatically increased the ease of putts by enlarging the holes. Our department also filed a petition to reclassify sand traps as alternative goals. They denied it, but we dgaf.

The couch of my enemy is my lover

Me, specifically? I'm showing this to someone else. It's their responsibility now.

adorbs

Rectum? I fucking amputated him!

Estoy en europa la luna, no el continente

We can now report that DOGE agents infiltrated our headquarters and installed spyware into all of our systems. This operation decimated and demoralized them. To prevent this announcement on X, our secretary is now the biological father of all Elon's former children.

The ultimate goal-

Then I'll make a movie

Silicon Valley built [a bunch of exploitative apps that manipulated workers into physically constructing] the modern world. Why shouldn't we run i̶t̶?

I don't want to make an omelet. I just wanna break eggs.

Jealous that yall have more bot followers than me

This entire account @donkeyshit.rocks

Because we're starting up Nazi Germany again, I'll need a cookbook for amphetamines.

Keep your foxy ladies. We need to continue funding this department.

BREAKING: Trump signs executive order asserting there are 1.6 genders Male is 1 Female is 3/5

I prefer rocky road but the sweet release of death would be my second choice. The fact I maintain a constant stock of rocky road has nothing to do with my futile denial of my inevitable demise.

Alarming Study Finds Only 1 In 4 Americans Can Get A Motherfuckin’ ‘Hell Yeah’ theonion.com/alarmin...

Breaking: non-USians ticked about how we talk

Crimey! Abe itch party!